giantfan121262
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When you feel stressed, take to heart some of these pointers. My favorite is #6. Doing # 12 might get you your ass kicked. I will try # 4. Half the time that is where the papers I get wind up.
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4) Put your garbage can on your desk, and label it "IN"
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6) In the memo fields of all of your checks, write "For Sexual Favors".
7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the Prophecy."
8) dontuseanypunctuation
9) As often as possible, skip, rather than walk.
10) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11) Specify that your drive-thru order is "To Go".
12) Sing along at the opera.
13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds
all day.
15) Five days in advance, tell your friends the you can't attend
their party because you're 'not in the mood'.
16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Hard".
17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling
"Run for your lives, they're loose!"
19) Tell you children over dinner that "Due to the economy, we're going
to have to let one of you go".
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4) Put your garbage can on your desk, and label it "IN"
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6) In the memo fields of all of your checks, write "For Sexual Favors".
7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the Prophecy."
8) dontuseanypunctuation
9) As often as possible, skip, rather than walk.
10) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11) Specify that your drive-thru order is "To Go".
12) Sing along at the opera.
13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds
all day.
15) Five days in advance, tell your friends the you can't attend
their party because you're 'not in the mood'.
16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Hard".
17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling
"Run for your lives, they're loose!"
19) Tell you children over dinner that "Due to the economy, we're going
to have to let one of you go".
good advice...thank you!
