Feathery
1st Level Orange Feather
- Joined
- Oct 14, 2001
- Messages
- 2,222
- Points
- 36
An eighty year old man went to his doctor for his
quarterly check-up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
80-year-old said, "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now
have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you
think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then began to tell a story.
"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an
avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go
hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane
instead of his gun."
"As he neared a lake, he came across a very large
male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at
home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of
habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his
favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."
"Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver
fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say
somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
quarterly check-up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
80-year-old said, "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now
have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you
think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then began to tell a story.
"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an
avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go
hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane
instead of his gun."
"As he neared a lake, he came across a very large
male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at
home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of
habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his
favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."
"Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver
fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say
somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
