tittsburg

[lespieds]

These two guys were talking, one says - "You ever accidently said something when you meant another? Well like the other day, I was at the bus station and the lady working had these huge breasts. I wanted to say "I need a ticket to Pittsburg" but I accedently said - "I want a ticket to Tittsburg"!

The other guy is like "Yeah I know what you mean, The other day I was having coffee with my wife, I wanted to say "Pass the sugar" and I accedently said "You ruined my life you fucking bitch!"

Ronald Reagan walked into a tavern, and to this beautiful woman he says -"Excuse me miss, do I come here often?"

 

[lespieds]

This old man walks into a bank and says - "I just won the powerball, $50 million, and I want to open a god damned account here.
The teller is like - "Well, you don't need to use that kind of language, please."
The old man says - "I didn't come here to listen to your shit, I just want to open a damn account!" So she tells him again about his language, and says she will go get her manager.

The manager asks the guy - "Does there seem to be something the matter?"
Old man says - "I just told the lady I want to open a damn account! I won $50 million on the powerball." Manager hears $50 million and says -
"And this bitch is giving you a hard time about it?"

 

[Tamia78]

HAH! Good one...lol.

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing. 😀