i walked outside a local bar to have a smoke a while back and couldn't believe what i overheard:
there was an older couple (late 50's-early 60's) talking, and the guy said something about "Too much of anything is bad for you" then the woman replied "That's true of everything accept one thing;TICKLING". that caught my attention!!! the guy looked a little puzzled at her and she went on; "I love to be tickled" he said "You do? she said "I love it more than anything" he kinda shrugged and started to change the subject when she said "I mean i love to be tickled 'til i can't breath! you know what i mean?". he said "i don't think i would like that" she added,"I'm talking about when someone holds your arms down and tickles you 'til you think you're gonna die!". he really got a strange look on his face and started talking about some cruise he had been on or something when she interrupted with "Have you ever been tickled 'til you run out of air and really think you're going to die?-it's the best feeling in the world, better than any sex or orgasm". one fact you need to know is that she sounded pretty drunk and from the way he was reacting, i think this might have been a first date or something. but because she was drunk, she kept repeating herself. everytime he'd try to change the subject she'd say "I mean tickled so much you cannot breath!" "i love it-it's the best thing ever" at that point they were done w/ their smokes and i think the guy knew i was listening so they went back inside. i saw her a couple of weeks later at the same bar. she was w/ another woman this time. i really toyed w/ the idea of saying something to her about what i had heard but everytime she went out for a smoke, her friend went too. at some point i might get the chance.
for the record- this is absolutely a true story-have i ever lied to you before???
there was an older couple (late 50's-early 60's) talking, and the guy said something about "Too much of anything is bad for you" then the woman replied "That's true of everything accept one thing;TICKLING". that caught my attention!!! the guy looked a little puzzled at her and she went on; "I love to be tickled" he said "You do? she said "I love it more than anything" he kinda shrugged and started to change the subject when she said "I mean i love to be tickled 'til i can't breath! you know what i mean?". he said "i don't think i would like that" she added,"I'm talking about when someone holds your arms down and tickles you 'til you think you're gonna die!". he really got a strange look on his face and started talking about some cruise he had been on or something when she interrupted with "Have you ever been tickled 'til you run out of air and really think you're going to die?-it's the best feeling in the world, better than any sex or orgasm". one fact you need to know is that she sounded pretty drunk and from the way he was reacting, i think this might have been a first date or something. but because she was drunk, she kept repeating herself. everytime he'd try to change the subject she'd say "I mean tickled so much you cannot breath!" "i love it-it's the best thing ever" at that point they were done w/ their smokes and i think the guy knew i was listening so they went back inside. i saw her a couple of weeks later at the same bar. she was w/ another woman this time. i really toyed w/ the idea of saying something to her about what i had heard but everytime she went out for a smoke, her friend went too. at some point i might get the chance.
for the record- this is absolutely a true story-have i ever lied to you before???
Unbelievable, isn't it? Some people's children!
I am glad that I do not need to be drunk to tell everyone "I love to be tickled." 
