TMI Tuesday -- 7/6/10 -- OMFGLKITSAPWNY!!

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TMI Tuesday

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1.) How did you spend your Fourth of July?

2.) You have the opportunity to write a front page story for a major newspaper or news website. What would you write about? Writing ability doesn't matter; assume you have magically acquired great skill with the written word.

3.) You are invited to teach a class at a local college or university. What would you teach, assuming you could teach anything?

4.) We all have memories from childhood that are clear as a cloudless, blue sky, ones that never seem to fade, no matter how long ago they occurred. Share one of yours.

5.) Let's pick a holiday that we are very far away from. In the Unites States, Thanksgiving is a time to sit around the dining room table with family and eat turkey. If you could, is there a dish you'd replace turkey with?

6.) Do you have a favorite hairstyle? Post a picture of it or something close to it (yourself, a model, etc) if you can.

7.) What is your ideal birthday? What would happen, who would you want to invite, and so on?

8.) What is one guilty pleasure you partake in?

9.) What would you consider the funniest movie ever?

10.) Post an emoticon you'd like to see added to the forum.

 

[Lamashtu]

1) Worked at superstore.

2) Evils of the beef and pork industry

3) Astronomy, or tarot cards

4) walking along the street best I could (age 3) towards my father, who was going to get the mail.

5) tofurky!

6) I like scene hair, it's pretty epic.

7) Ideal b-day would have ALL my friends. Doesn't matter what we were doing, as long as everyone was happy. Though a cuddle pile would be epic.

8) Cookies.

9) Funniest....hmm, dunno. Space Balls?

10) I dunno how to post emoticons, but I think a yoda using the force would be cool.

 

[Mephistopheles]

1.) How did you spend your Fourth of July?
Nothing special, bit hung over, but that's usual for a sunday.
2.) You have the opportunity to write a front page story for a major newspaper or news website. What would you write about? Writing ability doesn't matter; assume you have magically acquired great skill with the written word.
Fear. Simply telling people life ain't so scary as they might believe, debunking their phobias and eventually hoping they won't be afraid there's a bearded terrorist around every corner and that life ain't so bad after aff.
3.) You are invited to teach a class at a local college or university. What would you teach, assuming you could teach anything?
Evolution. And yes, I can teach that. In fact I could do it ri... well, tomorrow morning.
4.) We all have memories from childhood that are clear as a cloudless, blue sky, ones that never seem to fade, no matter how long ago they occurred. Share one of yours.
Me, 3 years old or so, sitting on my dad's lap playing paratrooper. Best time I've had in my life so far.
5.) Let's pick a holiday that we are very far away from. In the Unites States, Thanksgiving is a time to sit around the dining room table with family and eat turkey. If you could, is there a dish you'd replace turkey with?
The leg of a baby lamb. Nothing compares to the juicy, tender meat of a lamb...
6.) Do you have a favorite hairstyle? Post a picture of it or something close to it (yourself, a model, etc) if you can.
Yes, it's bald.
7.) What is your ideal birthday? What would happen, who would you want to invite, and so on?
Pretty much like the parties I had a few years ago. It involved alot of friends, 3 days and a lot of different types of drugs that went well together. I still hold the belief that a good party lasts for 3 days.
8.) What is one guilty pleasure you partake in?
Sexual tickling, no surprises there.
9.) What would you consider the funniest movie ever?
Monty Python's the meaning of life.
10.) Post an emoticon you'd like to see added to the forum.

 

[AngelOfDarkness]

1.) How did you spend your Fourth of July?

BBQ and fireworks. (See my firework pics in my profile! /shameless plug.)

2.) You have the opportunity to write a front page story for a major newspaper or news website. What would you write about? Writing ability doesn't matter; assume you have magically acquired great skill with the written word.

I have no clue.

3.) You are invited to teach a class at a local college or university. What would you teach, assuming you could teach anything?

See above.

4.) We all have memories from childhood that are clear as a cloudless, blue sky, ones that never seem to fade, no matter how long ago they occurred. Share one of yours.

My brother breaking my leg.

5.) Let's pick a holiday that we are very far away from. In the Unites States, Thanksgiving is a time to sit around the dining room table with family and eat turkey. If you could, is there a dish you'd replace turkey with?

No.

6.) Do you have a favorite hairstyle? Post a picture of it or something close to it (yourself, a model, etc) if you can.

French braid.

7.) What is your ideal birthday? What would happen, who would you want to invite, and so on?

No idea...my birthdays get smaller and smaller each year.

8.) What is one guilty pleasure you partake in?

my iTunes compulsion.

9.) What would you consider the funniest movie ever?

Dumb and Dumber.

10.) Post an emoticon you'd like to see added to the forum.

I liked the one I found a million years ago with a moderator smiley gunning down a member, but alas it was shot down, no pun intended.

 

[Snail Shell]

1.) How did you spend your Fourth of July?

Working. Canadian.

2.) You have the opportunity to write a front page story for a major newspaper or news website. What would you write about? Writing ability doesn't matter; assume you have magically acquired great skill with the written word.

A story? The G20.

3.) You are invited to teach a class at a local college or university. What would you teach, assuming you could teach anything?

Media Studies class on geekery. A scholarly look at video games, graphic novels, etc.

4.) We all have memories from childhood that are clear as a cloudless, blue sky, ones that never seem to fade, no matter how long ago they occurred. Share one of yours.

My first tickling session. I was 7. 🙂

5.) Let's pick a holiday that we are very far away from. In the Unites States, Thanksgiving is a time to sit around the dining room table with family and eat turkey. If you could, is there a dish you'd replace turkey with?

Ham.

6.) Do you have a favorite hairstyle? Post a picture of it or something close to it (yourself, a model, etc) if you can.

For me, 3 razor on the sides and finger-length on top.

7.) What is your ideal birthday? What would happen, who would you want to invite, and so on?

Next....

8.) What is one guilty pleasure you partake in?

J-pop

9.) What would you consider the funniest movie ever?

Ghostbusters.

10.) Post an emoticon you'd like to see added to the forum.

I use about half a dozen of the ones we have....

Snail Shell

 

[c7_assassin]

1.) How did you spend your Fourth of July?

I visited a museum with my family and then took a three hour road trip with my little sister and played the world's most excruciating game of 'would you rather' ever. Fun day.

2.) You have the opportunity to write a front page story for a major newspaper or news website. What would you write about? Writing ability doesn't matter; assume you have magically acquired great skill with the written word.

America To Rest Of World: "Sorry About That Whole Iraq Thing."

3.) You are invited to teach a class at a local college or university. What would you teach, assuming you could teach anything?

The Downfall of Higher Education: Why Nothing You Will Learn Here Matters.

4.) We all have memories from childhood that are clear as a cloudless, blue sky, ones that never seem to fade, no matter how long ago they occurred. Share one of yours.

My earliest clear memory is finding a piece of glass on the living room floor. I couldn't have been more than two.

5.) Let's pick a holiday that we are very far away from. In the Unites States, Thanksgiving is a time to sit around the dining room table with family and eat turkey. If you could, is there a dish you'd replace turkey with?

No. Turkey is perfect.

6.) Do you have a favorite hairstyle? Post a picture of it or something close to it (yourself, a model, etc) if you can.

<a href="http://photobucket.com/images/captain%20picard" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/dimm0k/Picard.jpg" border="0" alt="Captain Jean-Luc Picard Pictures, Images and Photos"/></a>

7.) What is your ideal birthday? What would happen, who would you want to invite, and so on?

A few friends, a few bottles of booze, and a South Park marathon. 😀

8.) What is one guilty pleasure you partake in?

Umm...I eat fast food at least a few times a week. Does it count if I actually feel awesome about it?

9.) What would you consider the funniest movie ever?

The one that made me laugh hardest was South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut. I also loved Borat.

10.) Post an emoticon you'd like to see added to the forum.

:ceilingjo: 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

1.) How did you spend your Fourth of July?

I worked that morning, took a nap, and got a call from buggy that evening. Nothing real special. 🙂​

2.) You have the opportunity to write a front page story for a major newspaper or news website. What would you write about? Writing ability doesn't matter; assume you have magically acquired great skill with the written word.

Why "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" should be repealed.​

3.) You are invited to teach a class at a local college or university. What would you teach, assuming you could teach anything?

Um, I have no idea. Creative writing, maybe. ​

4.) We all have memories from childhood that are clear as a cloudless, blue sky, ones that never seem to fade, no matter how long ago they occurred. Share one of yours.

Hmm, I've got a few. 🙂 The one that sticks out the most is my family's first trip to Kentucky. It was the spring 1997 and I was ten years old. The whole family: my grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, my parents, brothers, and me. The only one who couldn't go was my uncle Kevin because he was unable to take time off for the trip. We all went together for my cousin's graduation and it was the first time we visited my dad's sister's family since they moved down there during the summer of 1992. It was a long ass trip and we had a few mishaps along the way. My aunt's car died, let's see, twice. Overall it was a lot of fun. 😀​

5.) Let's pick a holiday that we are very far away from. In the Unites States, Thanksgiving is a time to sit around the dining room table with family and eat turkey. If you could, is there a dish you'd replace turkey with?

Um, chicken. ​

6.) Do you have a favorite hairstyle? Post a picture of it or something close to it (yourself, a model, etc) if you can.

No I don't have a favorite hairstyle. I either wear my hair in a ponytail or down. Simple and easy for me. 😀​

7.) What is your ideal birthday? What would happen, who would you want to invite, and so on?

My ideal birthday: going to my favorite restaurant then bowling afterwords with lots of drinks and fun with all my friends. ​

8.) What is one guilty pleasure you partake in?

Cherry cheesecake. ​

9.) What would you consider the funniest movie ever?

Um, hmm. I don't watch a whole lot of movies, but for me, Rush Hour.​

10.) Post an emoticon you'd like to see added to the forum.

This one --

-- it's among the smilies I sent Jeff. 😀​

 

[TropicThunder]

1.) How did you spend your Fourth of July?

Doing a whole lot of jobhunting.

2.) You have the opportunity to write a front page story for a major newspaper or news website. What would you write about? Writing ability doesn't matter; assume you have magically acquired great skill with the written word.

Endangered species. Or something along the lines of 'Save the Turtles!'

3.) You are invited to teach a class at a local college or university. What would you teach, assuming you could teach anything?

Theatre. 😀

4.) We all have memories from childhood that are clear as a cloudless, blue sky, ones that never seem to fade, no matter how long ago they occurred. Share one of yours.

I remember being a little baby and just learning how to crawl. I kept crawling away from the TV and ontop of the vacuum cleaner while my mom was trying to vacuum the hallway and she kept getting frustrated with me and putting me back in front of the TV with my sister. Then I would crawl away again. LoL. my earliest memory. I learned to crawl about 6 months old so it would have been around then.

5.) Let's pick a holiday that we are very far away from. In the Unites States, Thanksgiving is a time to sit around the dining room table with family and eat turkey. If you could, is there a dish you'd replace turkey with?

FROOT LOOPS!!!

6.) Do you have a favorite hairstyle? Post a picture of it or something close to it (yourself, a model, etc) if you can.

7.) What is your ideal birthday? What would happen, who would you want to invite, and so on?

I haven't had a good birthday in years. I just want something good to happen.

8.) What is one guilty pleasure you partake in?

Oreos.

9.) What would you consider the funniest movie ever?

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

10.) Post an emoticon you'd like to see added to the forum.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

1.) How did you spend your Fourth of July?

With Alex, Jo, and Spawn. And taking pics like this. 😀

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2.) You have the opportunity to write a front page story for a major newspaper or news website. What would you write about? Writing ability doesn't matter; assume you have magically acquired great skill with the written word.

The art of flogging.

3.) You are invited to teach a class at a local college or university. What would you teach, assuming you could teach anything?

Managing your finances and becoming debt free.

4.) We all have memories from childhood that are clear as a cloudless, blue sky, ones that never seem to fade, no matter how long ago they occurred. Share one of yours.

Winning a softball game on the last day of fifth grade. I
was already exuberant about our vacation to SC which
was just a couple of days away.

5.) Let's pick a holiday that we are very far away from. In the Unites States, Thanksgiving is a time to sit around the dining room table with family and eat turkey. If you could, is there a dish you'd replace turkey with?

No.

6.) Do you have a favorite hairstyle? Post a picture of it or something close to it (yourself, a model, etc) if you can.

The way I wore it on my wedding day.

7.) What is your ideal birthday? What would happen, who would you want to invite, and so on?

I loved my birthday party last year at Paddles NYC. I'd do
that again, but with all of my friends this time. And I'd rent
out the entire club.

8.) What is one guilty pleasure you partake in?

Family Guy and masturbation. 😀

9.) What would you consider the funniest movie ever?

Superbad.

10.) Post an emoticon you'd like to see added to the forum.

 

[Saeria]

1.) How did you spend your Fourth of July?

Church, played softball (I know right? a fatgirl in a softball team) then immediately to work. I drove a shuttle bus taking people to the fireworks show. My view of the show was terrible, but it was nice spending it with coworkers I hadn't seen since school let out. Driving a bus through the crazy madness of traffic afterward wasn't so fun, neither was getting home just after midnight, but it was still. No 4th could ever compare to the one I had last year though.

2.) You have the opportunity to write a front page story for a major newspaper or news website. What would you write about? Writing ability doesn't matter; assume you have magically acquired great skill with the written word.

Swallowing may be GOOD for your health, New research shows women who swallow have increased levels of "sex" vitamins.

3.) You are invited to teach a class at a local college or university. What would you teach, assuming you could teach anything?

Dinner art. It'd be a combination cooking and sculpting class

4.) We all have memories from childhood that are clear as a cloudless, blue sky, ones that never seem to fade, no matter how long ago they occurred. Share one of yours.

I was prolly only 3. Where we lived, we had two cataba trees in the back yard and my parents had collected several paper bags of cataba worms for fishing stapled them closed, leaving them on the floor. I remember I was eating a popsicle in my favorite chair watching the paper bags shake and roll across the shag carpeting.

5.) Let's pick a holiday that we are very far away from. In the Unites States, Thanksgiving is a time to sit around the dining room table with family and eat turkey. If you could, is there a dish you'd replace turkey with?

one of those turkey shaped ice cream cakes.. cause I'm lame like that

6.) Do you have a favorite hairstyle? Post a picture of it or something close to it (yourself, a model, etc) if you can.
I'm partial to pigtails but I dig the way I do my hair now most

7.) What is your ideal birthday? What would happen, who would you want to invite, and so on?
Honestly, my ideal birthday would be to go catfishing all by my self, 4 am, just me a latern and a bucket of stink bait.

8.) What is one guilty pleasure you partake in?

Smoking. Quitting would be no problem if I didn't enjoy it so much.. oh, and maybe hentai

9.) What would you consider the funniest movie ever?
I gotta go with the Holy Grail too.

10.) Post an emoticon you'd like to see added to the forum.

I know it's way too big, but I had to watch it over and over.

 

[sasaxrah]

1.) How did you spend your Fourth of July?

In Spain. I forgot it was July 4th until I came back to the hotel and checked my computer.

2.) You have the opportunity to write a front page story for a major newspaper or news website. What would you write about? Writing ability doesn't matter; assume you have magically acquired great skill with the written word.

I'd write an ode to my dog. The headline would be "Local Awesome Dog Charms Many"

3.) You are invited to teach a class at a local college or university. What would you teach, assuming you could teach anything?

Something saxophone related.
4.) We all have memories from childhood that are clear as a cloudless, blue sky, ones that never seem to fade, no matter how long ago they occurred. Share one of yours.

I was a late bloomer in terms of walking. I remember trying to walk and holding onto an open door's door knob for support. Needless to say it didn't really help.

5.) Let's pick a holiday that we are very far away from. In the Unites States, Thanksgiving is a time to sit around the dining room table with family and eat turkey. If you could, is there a dish you'd replace turkey with?

Lobster.

6.) Do you have a favorite hairstyle? Post a picture of it or something close to it (yourself, a model, etc) if you can.

7.) What is your ideal birthday? What would happen, who would you want to invite, and so on?

It's on a weekend, and I barbecue with friends.

8.) What is one guilty pleasure you partake in?

Ice cream sometimes.

9.) What would you consider the funniest movie ever?

Anchorman

10.) Post an emoticon you'd like to see added to the forum.

Ummm no idea.

 

[Bohemianne]

1.) How did you spend your Fourth of July?

- typical

2.) You have the opportunity to write a front page story for a major newspaper or news website. What would you write about? Writing ability doesn't matter; assume you have magically acquired great skill with the written word.

- Optical/Spatial illusions

3.) You are invited to teach a class at a local college or university. What would you teach, assuming you could teach anything?

- My RL expertise

4.) We all have memories from childhood that are clear as a cloudless, blue sky, ones that never seem to fade, no matter how long ago they occurred. Share one of yours.

- Everything that involved arts and music.

5.) Let's pick a holiday that we are very far away from. In the Unites States, Thanksgiving is a time to sit around the dining room table with family and eat turkey. If you could, is there a dish you'd replace turkey with?

- Chilled monkey brains

6.) Do you have a favorite hairstyle? Post a picture of it or something close to it (yourself, a model, etc) if you can.

7.) What is your ideal birthday? What would happen, who would you want to invite, and so on?

- Masquerade party with musical jamming

8.) What is one guilty pleasure you partake in?



9.) What would you consider the funniest movie ever?

“Life of Brian” and its biggus dickus

10.) Post an emoticon you'd like to see added to the forum.

Remove some, not add.

 

[BlackestLily]

1.) How did you spend your Fourth of July?

I sort of had two forth of Julys. The first one was actually on the 3rd, and my extended family and I went out to see fireworks. On the actual 4th, I had a bbq with my "closer" family and then went to the casino with my aunt.

2.) You have the opportunity to write a front page story for a major newspaper or news website. What would you write about? Writing ability doesn't matter; assume you have magically acquired great skill with the written word.

I don't know honestly...news is what's newest and freshest and I'm not exactly on top of that. Maybe about some local business that's doing good for the community/world and ways you can contribute.

3.) You are invited to teach a class at a local college or university. What would you teach, assuming you could teach anything?

I would teach a tween class on how to paint with gouache.

4.) We all have memories from childhood that are clear as a cloudless, blue sky, ones that never seem to fade, no matter how long ago they occurred. Share one of yours.

The time my dad was bbqing and the screen door window fogged up so I wrote "bullshit" on it and drew a little picture of a bull. They were impressed with my illustration technique and my spelling...but not much else.

5.) Let's pick a holiday that we are very far away from. In the Unites States, Thanksgiving is a time to sit around the dining room table with family and eat turkey. If you could, is there a dish you'd replace turkey with?

Roasted chicken. HUGE change.

6.) Do you have a favorite hairstyle? Post a picture of it or something close to it (yourself, a model, etc) if you can.

<a href="http://s317.photobucket.com/albums/mm389/PurrBast/?action=view&current=model-bernie.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i317.photobucket.com/albums/mm389/PurrBast/model-bernie.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

7.) What is your ideal birthday? What would happen, who would you want to invite, and so on?

I'd meet a bunch of my closest friends at a restaurant in a private party area and we could laugh and b.s. and carry on for hours. Followed by, of course, a movie. Comedy preferably as I want to stay as happy as possible that day. Then we finish off at someone's house just hanging out, maybe having a bonfire. Oh and the cake is key here. It has to be cold and condensed. No light and fluffy crap.

8.) What is one guilty pleasure you partake in?

I keep the air conditioning a liiiiittler lower than I probably should. Oh yeah, and every now and again I make brownies. MMMMM

9.) What would you consider the funniest movie ever?

National Lampoons Christmas Vacation. Or I guess really...any of the OLDER Lampoon movies, not that new crap.

10.) Post an emoticon you'd like to see added to the forum.

I dunno, ones we have already seem to cover most bases and are plenty abused in line upon line of repeat icon.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

1.) How did you spend your Fourth of July?
I was at work so my coworker and I had a cookout with my consumers. We made a massively huge feast and everyone ate until they couldn't move and then went to sleep LOL No sparklers or fireworks though 🙁 Fire hazard and whatnot 🙁

2.) You have the opportunity to write a front page story for a major newspaper or news website. What would you write about? Writing ability doesn't matter; assume you have magically acquired great skill with the written word.
I dunno -- probably something about the ridiculously pathetic lack of funding for social services

3.) You are invited to teach a class at a local college or university. What would you teach, assuming you could teach anything?
Smartassery 101

4.) We all have memories from childhood that are clear as a cloudless, blue sky, ones that never seem to fade, no matter how long ago they occurred. Share one of yours.
My baby sister and I were a tag-team of destruction when we were little. We used to get bunches of toilet paper, get it soaking wet and throw it up so it stuck to the ceiling. Trial and error taught us that the ones we applied soap to stuck the best, so eventually we got it down to a science. My mom would constantly be scraping these wads of mystery white crap off the ceiling, and never could figure out what they were. Finally, one fourth of July she was showing a friend of hers around who hadn't been to our house before, and when she got to the bathroom she said, "I have no idea what this is. It keeps growing on my ceiling. Maybe it's mold or something?" My baby sister was right there and said, "Oh, no Mommy, that's toilet paper. Me and Elizabeth put it there." She then proceeded to explain to our poor confused mother how wads of soapy toilet paper kept ending up on her ceiling

5.) Let's pick a holiday that we are very far away from. In the Unites States, Thanksgiving is a time to sit around the dining room table with family and eat turkey. If you could, is there a dish you'd replace turkey with?
No. Way. Turkey is nomz. My favorite part of Thanksgiving. If I absolutely had to replace it, I'd replace it with chicken.

6.) Do you have a favorite hairstyle? Post a picture of it or something close to it (yourself, a model, etc) if you can.
I like the way my hair looks the day I go to the hairdresser. Other than that - nothing special. I'm thinking about changing it up, though. Maybe grow some bangs and make it lighter...I dunno...we'll find out together.


7.) What is your ideal birthday? What would happen, who would you want to invite, and so on?
The day would be nothing special. I wouldn't want my party to start until around dusk. All my lovers would join me on the beach for a big cookout/bonfire, where we'd all goof around, drink and engage in ridiculous amounts of shenanigans and tomfoolery. Then we'd take over a nearby hotel for the remainder of the evening..assuming I didn't live somewhere beachy - in which case we'd just go back to my house.

8.) What is one guilty pleasure you partake in?
iCarly

9.) What would you consider the funniest movie ever?
Oh gosh -- definitely an Adam Sandler movie. Which one...hmm...toss up between Happy Gilmore and Waterboy. (Funny People was disappointing and awful ) I also have serious love for Superbad and Knocked Up "Fuck you, hormones! You're a crazy bitch, HORMONES!" LMAO.

10.) Post an emoticon you'd like to see added to the forum.
I just had asked Jeff to add one recently that I've been wishing for for a long time...

 

[kered]

1.) How did you spend your Fourth of July?
Tended my garden, mowed my lawn, and then sat on my ass in air conditioned comfort all weekend.

2.) You have the opportunity to write a front page story for a major newspaper or news website. What would you write about? Writing ability doesn't matter; assume you have magically acquired great skill with the written word.
A Pulitzer prize winning article on the lack of talent and imagination in today's Hollywood.

3.) You are invited to teach a class at a local college or university. What would you teach, assuming you could teach anything?
Water and soil conservation done the right way, not the politically correct way.

4.) We all have memories from childhood that are clear as a cloudless, blue sky, ones that never seem to fade, no matter how long ago they occurred. Share one of yours.
First time fishing with my Dad. Spent the entire day on the banks of Sugar Creek learning by catch and release. Then the best homemade food at the little restaurant in Mechanicsburg along with the biggest piece of chocolate cake a kid could ever eat.

5.) Let's pick a holiday that we are very far away from. In the Unites States, Thanksgiving is a time to sit around the dining room table with family and eat turkey. If you could, is there a dish you'd replace turkey with?
I would not even try to replace turkey for that holiday.

6.) Do you have a favorite hairstyle? Post a picture of it or something close to it (yourself, a model, etc) if you can.
Through the years it has been both longer and shorter but I like it.

7.) What is your ideal birthday? What would happen, who would you want to invite, and so on?
After winning many millions I would have a weekend party at my place with family and friends with me paying all expenses. After the family heads home it would be NEST Rules for the rest of the time.

8.) What is one guilty pleasure you partake in?
Pretty much my only vice now, pastries. I like pie!

9.) What would you consider the funniest movie ever?
What's New Pussycat, The Pink Panther, or Blazing Saddles.It's hard to decide.

10.) Post an emoticon you'd like to see added to the forum.
I really don't have one to offer.

Another nice sig pic(gif) there, Jo!

 

[BrightEyes1082]

You turned us into an animated gif and put it in your sig????

I'm going to slit your throat.

 

[c7_assassin]

You turned us into an animated gif and put it in your sig????

I'm going to slit your throat.

But you're both adorable!

The gentlemen of the TMF vote 'yes' to this sig. 😀

 

[BrightEyes1082]

But you're both adorable!

The gentlemen of the TMF vote 'yes' to this sig. 😀

 

[porcelaindoll2]

1.)How did you spend your Fourth of July?
I stood on my sister's front porch and watched fireworks.I could see five different locations of fireworks on my sister's front porch in VA Beach!

2.)You have the opportunity to write a front page story for a major newspaper or news website. What would you write about? Writing ability doesn't matter; assume you have magically acquired great skill with the written word.
Celebrity News Do People Really Give a Damn? I would do a lot polling. Personally I get tired of turning on the nightly news and hearing shit about celebs. Give me some real news damnit!

3.)You are invited to teach a class at a local college or university. What would you teach, assuming you could teach anything?
I would love to be a voice teacher and have a class on Baroque Opera.

4.)We all have memories from childhood that are clear as a cloudless, blue sky, ones that never seem to fade, no matter how long ago they occurred. Share one of yours.
Mine is sitting on the kitchen counter as a little girl intently watching my grandma making bake goods. I would stick my finger in the batter when she turned her back. It taught me everything I know about baking. My friends call me Paula Deen. My grandma is still alive and kicking. She is 83 and my grandpa is 84. They have been married for 60 years!

5.)Let's pick a holiday that we are very far away from. In the Unites States, Thanksgiving is a time to sit around the dining room table with family and eat turkey. If you could, is there a dish you'd replace turkey with?
Tofurky. I know it sounds crazy, but last Thanksgiving I had one with my vegetarian sister. I thought it tasted great!

6.)Do you have a favorite hairstyle? Post a picture of it or something close to it (yourself, a model, etc) if you can.
This is the cut I've been getting for a while now. A 1920s wavy bob with side bangs. My hair natural dries like this.

7.)What is your ideal birthday? What would happen, who would you want to invite, and so on? Close friends, mall shopping, lots of booze, and old horror movies.

8.)What is one guilty pleasure you partake in?
Eating a lot of sweets. Mostly Baked goods I made myself or my grandma made.

9.)What would you consider the funniest movie ever?
I thought 8 Crazy Nights the animated movie with Adam Sandler was funny.

10.)Post an emoticon you'd like to see added to the forum.

 

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You turned us into an animated gif and put it in your sig????

I'm going to slit your throat.

Do you have enough muscle strength to lift the knife? 😀


Thanks to all that partook in TMI so far! I am enjoying your guys' replies. <3

 

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JANICE BEAAARRRRRRRR!

...and suddenly we were gods! 😛


1.) How did you spend your Fourth of July?
Doesn't really apply. Posted a status update on Facebook wishing a good day to my American friends, but then I just went about my day as usual.

2.) You have the opportunity to write a front page story for a major newspaper or news website. What would you write about? Writing ability doesn't matter; assume you have magically acquired great skill with the written word.
I would probably write about the emerging, federalized police states of the western world. E.g. the EU initiative to install trojans in people's computer for monitoring purposes, or the Swedish FRA Law. It's basically an untapped goldmine, so...

3.) You are invited to teach a class at a local college or university. What would you teach, assuming you could teach anything?
The media culture in the United States. It's a subject that I personally find very interesting, and most Swedes don't seem to be very well aware of even the basics of it. They do know that Fox News has major integrity issues (by which I mean that they convey a political narrative, rather than reporting objectively on the news), but people don't know what MSNBC is, or that they arguably have similar problems. Then there's CNN, that most people don't know squat about, and when it comes to newspapers and the radio... people might have HEARD of the New York Times, the Washington Post and Rush Limbaugh, but they only know enough to recognize the names.

4.) We all have memories from childhood that are clear as a cloudless, blue sky, ones that never seem to fade, no matter how long ago they occurred. Share one of yours.
When I blew up my first Yule Goat 😀 It went up in flames, there wasn't a straw left... LOL, those were the days!

Also when I created a home-made rifle out of a hollow floorball stick. It worked, too!

5.) Let's pick a holiday that we are very far away from. In the Unites States, Thanksgiving is a time to sit around the dining room table with family and eat turkey. If you could, is there a dish you'd replace turkey with?
Hmmm... Pizza?

6.) Do you have a favorite hairstyle? Post a picture of it or something close to it (yourself, a model, etc) if you can.
Not into that sort of stuff. I guess I prefer to keep my hair long, but that's about it.

7.) What is your ideal birthday? What would happen, who would you want to invite, and so on?
I really don't know. Would be fun to celebrate with some TMF'ers though I guess, since I've never done that before.

8.) What is one guilty pleasure you partake in?
Does tickling the crap out of unsuspecting 'lees count?

9.) What would you consider the funniest movie ever?
No idea, comedies aren't really my thing. Fight Club was fucking funny though. xD

10.) Post an emoticon you'd like to see added to the forum.
We need an ironic smiley, so:

A problem for me sometimes is that I find I can't express myself enough when talking shit, so I end up not posting it because I KNOW someone will actually think I'm serious. The 😉 smiley just isn't enough, and neither are the 😛 or smilies sometimes. Depends on the content of what you're posting, sometimes the latter two would just take away from what was supposed to be funny with it.