TO BE 6 AGAIN
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his
wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the
mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd
like to have for her Birthday. I'd like to be six again,
she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a
nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six
Flags theme park. What a day ! He put her on every ride in
the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming
Monster Roller Coaster... everything there was. Five hours
later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a
Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it
was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure ! Finally she
wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
Well Dear, what was it like being six again ??
Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression suddenly
changed. I meant my Dress Size, you Dumb Bell !!
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is
going to get it wrong.
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his
wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the
mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd
like to have for her Birthday. I'd like to be six again,
she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a
nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six
Flags theme park. What a day ! He put her on every ride in
the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming
Monster Roller Coaster... everything there was. Five hours
later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a
Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it
was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure ! Finally she
wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
Well Dear, what was it like being six again ??
Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression suddenly
changed. I meant my Dress Size, you Dumb Bell !!
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is
going to get it wrong.
