To my darling husband

[Feathery]

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX
P.S. Your girlfriend called.

 

[isabeau]

o yea he's gonna forgive her for that....yikes...p.s. does he really have a girlfriend???? lol

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Why do I have the feeling that one of them is going to murder the other within a few days of him coming home? 😀

 

[OnnaOtaku]

Oh no! OH NO!!! Not the Ferrari 360 Modena Spyder!!!! I have tears in my eyes!

That is just WRONG! WRONG I tell ya! WRONG! Beat his ass, beat his girlfriend's ass, but leave the Modena ALONE! Clearly his loving wife has no respect for a fine piece of Italian machinery!

 

[ViperGTS]

[startscript]
;NOTE: This script is meant to ensure maximum code enforcement
;according to the laws and ethics contained within the documents
;provided to the owner of every Ferarri.

marriage=PermaOver /justified
manhood=damaged /repair
prenup=invalid

[endscript]

 

[OnnaOtaku]

[startscript]
;NOTE: This script is meant to ensure maximum code enforcement
;according to the laws and ethics contained within the documents
;provided to the owner of every Ferarri.

marriage=PermaOver /justified
manhood=damaged /repair
prenup=invalid

[endscript]

[startscript]
You are such a dork!
[/endscript]

 

[ViperGTS]

[startscript]
comment=You are such a dork! /jealousy
[/endscript]

Fixed. 😉

You luv me. :-D

 

[sole seeker]

LOL

Nice post!