She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married
again and had 7 more children. Again, Her husband died. But, she
remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked
the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they’re finally together.”
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, “Do you think
he means her first, second or third husband?” The friend replied,
“I think he means her legs.”
again and had 7 more children. Again, Her husband died. But, she
remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked
the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they’re finally together.”
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, “Do you think
he means her first, second or third husband?” The friend replied,
“I think he means her legs.”
