njjen3953
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A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get
her tomatoes to turn red.
One day while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who
had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentleman, "What do you do to get your tomatoes
so red?"
The gentleman responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my
tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from
blushing so much."
Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same
thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day
for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the
way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."
her tomatoes to turn red.
One day while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who
had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentleman, "What do you do to get your tomatoes
so red?"
The gentleman responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my
tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from
blushing so much."
Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same
thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day
for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the
way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."
