Tonto and Lone Ranger go camping

[bellystrokes]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky; what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
" What's it tell you, Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo shit. Someone stole tent."

 

[Bugman]

GROAN,Dare i tell my Lone Ranger joke?Its old and i'm sure most of you have heard it.It is NOT P/C by the way.

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very funny. 😀

I think I once saw the same joke with the characters being Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. 😀

 

[guitman69]

GROAN,Dare i tell my Lone Ranger joke?Its old and i'm sure most of you have heard it.It is NOT P/C by the way.

Tell it!!!

 

[Dianatklee]

I agree tell it. I know I need a laugh and it seems others around here do to.

 

[Mastertank1]

Hey, Buggy; Is the punchline...

What you mean we, paleface?

 

[Mastertank1]

The sponsors killed the program pronto.....

when they saw the masked man tongue-kiss Tonto!

 

[kered]

Is it something like.......

Ranger...You go to town, Tonto.

Tonto.....You go to hell, Paleface!

 

[Bugman]

Ok,here ya go.Tonto and the Lone Ranger ride into a town and go to the saloon.Silver is very hot from the ride.The Lone Ranger says,Tonto,run around in a circle and create a breez to cool of Silver.The Lone Ranger goes inside and has a drink.

A cowboy comes in and asks who owns the horse outside.I do says the Lone Ranger,what about it.Well says the cowboy,i just thought i would let you now you left your injun running. 🙄

 

[Mastertank1]

Omfg!

Ok,here ya go.Tonto and the Lone Ranger ride into a town and go to the saloon.Silver is very hot from the ride.The Lone Ranger says,Tonto,run around in a circle and create a breez to cool of Silver.The Lone Ranger goes inside and has a drink.

A cowboy comes in and asks who owns the horse outside.I do says the Lone Ranger,what about it.Well says the cowboy,i just thought i would let you now you left your injun running. 🙄

That was bloody awful!
Congratulations! 🙄