paracarl44
Wielder of 100 Feathers
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The bus pulled up at the Bus Stop and the lady at the front of the line tried to board the bus, but found out her skirt was too tight for her to get her leg up for the first step.
So she gave a smile to the bus driver, and reached behind to lower her zipper so she could take the step.
Finding out that this did not work she gave the driver a bigger smile and tried to lower her zipper some more.
Still she was unable to make the first step so she tried lowering her zipper even more.
About this time a tall Texan behind her grabbed her waist and lifted her onto the waiting bus.
She turned and glared at the good samaritan saying: " I don't think that I know you so well as to allow you to touch me".
The Texan replied: "Since you unzipped my fly three times I thought that you knew me pretty well".😛
So she gave a smile to the bus driver, and reached behind to lower her zipper so she could take the step.
Finding out that this did not work she gave the driver a bigger smile and tried to lower her zipper some more.
Still she was unable to make the first step so she tried lowering her zipper even more.
About this time a tall Texan behind her grabbed her waist and lifted her onto the waiting bus.
She turned and glared at the good samaritan saying: " I don't think that I know you so well as to allow you to touch me".
The Texan replied: "Since you unzipped my fly three times I thought that you knew me pretty well".😛
