goddess_nemesis
Level of Quintuple Citrine Feather
- Joined
- Nov 10, 2001
- Messages
- 42,898
- Points
- 38
10. Doesn't whine about affirmative action taking away "your" promotions
9. Knows what the clitoris is
8. Even if she does sit around in a dirty tshirt watching television, she at least knows how to wash it herself.
7. Knows where the clitoris is
6. Doesn't think sexual harassment has been "blown way out of proportion"
5. She may not know how to fix a car, but, let's face it buddy, neither do you
4. Doesn't respond to "I want to talk about our relationship" with "Oh, Jesus Christ, here we go again"
3. Willing to stop and ask for directions before seeing bleached bones lying alongside the road
2. Two words: "sharing clothes"
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And the number one reason your girlfriend might leave you for a woman...
1. Someday you're going to look like Bob Dole
9. Knows what the clitoris is
8. Even if she does sit around in a dirty tshirt watching television, she at least knows how to wash it herself.
7. Knows where the clitoris is
6. Doesn't think sexual harassment has been "blown way out of proportion"
5. She may not know how to fix a car, but, let's face it buddy, neither do you
4. Doesn't respond to "I want to talk about our relationship" with "Oh, Jesus Christ, here we go again"
3. Willing to stop and ask for directions before seeing bleached bones lying alongside the road
2. Two words: "sharing clothes"
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And the number one reason your girlfriend might leave you for a woman...
1. Someday you're going to look like Bob Dole
