Top 10 Things That Would Happen If Men Planned Weddings

[njjen3953]

TOP 10 THINGS THAT WOULD HAPPEN IF MEN PLANNED WEDDINGS

10. Rehearsal dinner kegger!
9. Wedding Theme: gourmet beer from around the world.
8. Invitation states in big letters: bring money not gifts.
7. Invitation reads: Come meet my future ball & chain on Jan. 18,
2002. BYOB
6. A "Bouquet Pool" is set-up on who will catch the bouquet.
5. Vows mention cooking and sex specifically.
4. Bridesmaids wear matching blue jean cutoffs and halter tops.
3. Dance Floor Rule: Dance too close with the bride - get punched in
the face.
2. Wide screen TV showing the big game during the reception.
1. Wedding favours consist of 2 for 1 pizza coupons.

 

[venray]

Sounds like my first wedding.........

LOL🙄

 

[TicklingDuo]

Drew and I planned ours together. No fights or hissy fits involved. Only stressful time was when I had to boot the originally planned maid of honor for being a bitch about my getting married and leaving her to fend for herself (Don't ask!). Inexpensive...informal....lots of fun! How much better than that can you get?

Had Drew planned it on his own, a few of those things would have been on the list.

Ann

 

[sarlox]

I have to disagree with #2

I would never plan my wedding anywhere near the big game in the first place 🙂

 

[Flatfoot]

My wedding was hastily planned, and went surprisingly well for under 3 months worth of planning. Of course, things started to go awry a few days before the wedding, when my wife/fiancee at the time decided she was going to be moody the whole week before and not want to speak to me at all. That, and the argument between both of our parents about where a table should go that brought up a whole bunch of other underlying issues between them, about how my parents are control freaks who were "taking our wedding away from us" and how her parents are lazy and irresponsible, not displaying any form of assistance in the planning. Now, neither of our parents will talk to each other. Overall, it turned out pretty well.

 

[amk714]

If I ever actually get married and plan my own wedding, all the ladies there would be barefoot. 😀

 

[njjen3953]

Alex,
I posted this 9 hours ago. What took you so long? You gotta get online earlier to keep up with Ray. 😛

 

[amk714]

I know, Jen, but don't worry--I'll try to make up for lost time this weekend. 😀

 

[Dave2112]

You forgot the coin toss when the preacher asks if you do. 😎

 

[milagros317]

Very funny list, Jen! Thanks.

If I ever actually get married and plan my own wedding, all the ladies there would be barefoot. 😀

Alex:
Cybill Shepherd walked down the aisle barefoot at one of her weddings (I forget who the groom was at that one). The woman has her faults, but I'll always admire her for that barefoot wedding. 😀

 

[phfttklr]

wait...this was a joke?😀

 

[Strelnikov]

My oldest girl is getting married later this year. I suggested numbers 1,3,4,6,8,9,and 10 from Jen's list, and I wanted to substitute "BYOB" for "RSVP" on the invitations. Girl has no sense of humor...

Strelnikov

 

[amk714]

Alex:
Cybill Shepherd walked down the aisle barefoot at one of her weddings (I forget who the groom was at that one). The woman has her faults, but I'll always admire her for that barefoot wedding. 😀

I didn't know that. But I believe Julia Roberts and Lucy Lawless went barefoot at their weddings, and I'm sure there are more female celebs who've done it. I just hope that if I DO get a wife and she's unshod, I'll be able to concentrate on the ceremony. 😀

 

[HeBeGeeBee]

7. Invitation reads: Come meet my future ball & chain on Jan. 18,
2002. BYOB

I actually think #7 would be appropriate for the wedding of two TMF members. Especially if BYOB means "Bring Your Own Bondage" stuff...😉

 

[njjen3953]

I didn't know that. But I believe Julia Roberts and Lucy Lawless went barefoot at their weddings, and I'm sure there are more female celebs who've done it. I just hope that if I DO get a wife and she's unshod, I'll be able to concentrate on the ceremony. 😀

Let me make a suggestion. If you look into her eyes and not just at her feet, you will have a long, happy life together. Remember, a woman DOES exist above the ankels. 😉

Jen

 

[milagros317]

Originally posted by njjen3953 (some deleted)
Remember, a woman DOES exist above the ankels. 😉
Jen

Sometimes I don't realize that. I'll have to look up more often.😀

 

[njjen3953]

Milagros and other foot lovers

I really think it is important that you DO remember that. Just think what it would feel like if the woman you love and claims to love you, only looked at your crotch. You might start wondering if she really loved you for you.

Notice what is no longer in my sig. I want a man who can love me for me. I deserve it and will no longer take anything less.

 

[milagros317]

Actually, I have had that experience. A girlfriend in 1985 who was not interested in me for myself, but rather for only two of my parts: the penis and the wallet. 🙁 The relationship did not last long.

 

[amk714]

Let me make a suggestion. If you look into her eyes and not just at her feet, you will have a long, happy life together. Remember, a woman DOES exist above the ankels. 😉

I know, Jen, I was only kidding! On my wedding day, and MOST of the time, I won't even be thinking about her feet. Now the honeymoon, that's a different story. 😉