Top Ten Bad Restaurants

[drew70]

About 10 years ago, some friends at work and I would try coming up with Letterman style Top Ten lists. Somebody would pick a topic and do numbers 10 and 9, then the next guy would do 8 and 7, etc. Some were lame, but others not too bad. Anyway here are the Top Ten Bad Restaurants:

10) Hymie's House of Discarded Pig Intestines
Featuring Thursday Night All You Can Eat Snout Buffet!

9) The Out Of The Closet Bar and Thrill
Specials include: Rump Roast, Colorado Oysters and Those Cute Little Cocktail Weenies!

8) The International House of Sphincters
We run rings around our competition!

7) Escargot To Go
Featuring our famous Snail's Pace Service!

6) James T. Kirk's
Specials include the "Beam Me Up" Waffles, the "I Want Answers" Souffle, and the "I'm Afraid He's Dead Jim" peach cobbler!

5) McWeasels
Over 12 Billion Rodents sold!

4) The Dog House
Fine Korean Cuisine!

3) The Live Bait Dinner Theater
Tonight! "The Pirates of Penzance" and All-You-Can-Eat Blood Worms!

2) The Amputation Diner
Home Of The "Big Ass Foot"!

1) The Road Kill Cafe
From the Interstate to the Dinner Plate!

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing, Drew. 😀

 

[Wicker Man]

Cant come up with 10 but I remember comedian Nick Depaulo making jokes about the italian chain restaraunt the Olive Garden. He said "What self respecting italian would eat at the Olive Garden? What happened the A&P run out of spaghetti-Os?" It was like a year and a half ago on the comedy channel and I might have miquoted him verbatim but it was during a stand up routine. Funny stuff.

 

[P50]

Their customers don't know it, but we've placed hidden cameras in those restaurants and asked them to replace the coffee they normally serve with folgers crystals. Let's see what happens.

 

[Knox The Hatter]

I'm tellin' ya, none of those places would top any Waffle House along I-95 in the Carolinas at four in the morning. That dining experience doesn't even match Camp X-Ray.

 

[MrMacphisto]

I'm tellin' ya, none of those places would top any Waffle House along I-95 in the Carolinas at four in the morning. That dining experience doesn't even match Camp X-Ray.

It happened to you too, eh? LOL... Well, honestly, my worst experience with Waffle House occurred in Atlanta. That is one scary city...

 

[Knox The Hatter]

I mean, Mac, I KNOW New Jersey, and I know Pennsylvania too, and I'm telling you, they wouldn't allow that shit up here, they wouldn't allow the filth, the atmosphere. I've seen better establishments in third world countries.