Top Ten First Drafts of Popular Catch-Phrases

[Dave2112]

Ok, gotta be honest here. The ol' Jedi Master is hittin' Captain Bongo a little hard this afternoon, so this one's a little out there.
Catch phrases...we all know 'em and probably hear them way too much. Considering the money dumped into marketing campaigns, I often wonder how some of these popular gems sounded before they were tweaked a bit...

10) "Da da da da Daa...McUrban Now!"

9) "Ladies and Gentlemen...the President of the United States of Exxon"

8) "One Weekend a Month. Two Weeks a Year. Three Tours in a Flea-Infested Arab Death Trap."

7) "Say 'ello to my leetle wang!"

6) "It's Not Your Father's Old Beat-to-Shit Cutlass"

5) "Luke...I am your soul-mate..."

4) "Where's the Horse?"

3) "Frankly, my dear...I don't give a rat's ass!"

2) "Mama always said Life is like a box of chocolates. Ya always know what yer gonna git unless yer too goddamn stoopid to read the inside cover with the picture of what you're gonna git..."

1) "Have It Your Way...You Fat Fuck."

 

[TKpervert]

#8 had me on the floor for way too long (I'm into the Captain Bongo too).

 

[MrMacphisto]

#1 is especially good... 😀

 

[amk714]

These are great, I can imagine how they would sound in commercials.

 

[Ray<3tiklishft]

Here's one you can add in honor of the info-mercial:

"Not sold in stores because it's a piece of shit!!"

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very funny, especially 6. and 8.

 

[Mimi]

#8 and #2 did me in!