Top Ten Messages Left On Colin Powell's Answering Machine

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Top Ten Messages Left On Colin Powell's Answering Machine


10. "It's the President. Didn't see the speech -- Regis was on 'The View'"

9. "Hey -- great answering machine message! Is that really Jack Nicholson?"

8. "Jacques Chirac calling about the attack on Iraq"

7. "I'm sorry. I have the wrong number. I was looking for former Baltimore Oriole Boog Powell"

6. "It's Osama. I surrender...just kidding. It's the President...give me a buzz"

5. "Dude, turn on CNN. There's someone who looks just like you"

4. "Bob Barker calling. Pre-empty 'The Price Is Right' one more time and I'll stab you"

3. "It's the bakery. Can you tell us again how to spell 'Condoleeza'?"

2. "Mr. Smith, this is Golden Touch Outcall Massage. Your credit card has expired"

1. "This is Saddam. How much for that Anthrax you help up yesterday?"

 

[TicklingDuo]

Good stuff, Tracy. Thanks for sharing!

Ann

 

[HeBeGeeBee]

Top eleven messages:

11). "Your parents chose to give you a name that rhymes with a body part and they picked THAT one????"

 

[asutickler]

12. Mr. Secretary? We have a problem. A newspaper ran a story yesterday about your secret meetings with the Vice President. The, um, headline read: "DICK MEETS COLIN!"


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