Top Ten Rejected "Top Ten List" Topics (Part II)

[Dave2112]

Yeah, I know...I did one like this before. But, give me a break! Do you know how hard it is to come with topics for these things? I mean, jeez...it's not like I have all day...porn doesn't download itself, y'know!

Anyway...here's a few ideas I had for List topics that got rejected for one reason or another...


10) Top Ten Places to Hide a Booger in a Meeting

9) Top Ten Fry Cooks that are More Qualified than Harriet Meirs

8) Top Ten Cartoon Characters I Wanna Have Sex With

7) Top Ten Ways to Scam Old People

6) Top Ten Surgeries You Can Really Do at Home

5) Top Ten Ways to Emotionally Scar Your Kid's Babysitter

4) Top Ten Ways the Vikings will Celebrate thier Super Bowl Victory

3) Top Ten Things to Throw Off a Freeway Overpass

2) Top Ten Usless but Funny Things to Send to Katrina Survivors

1) Top Ten Places to Get Chloroform

 

[amk714]

Nice list, too bad those ideas got rejected. I especially want to see #9. 😀

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Quite funny, Dave. 😀