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Top Ten Things Men Would Do If They Woke Up With A Vagina For A Day…

goddess_nemesis

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10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot!
 
I don't know if I should

Sympathize with or congratulate you;

Your sense of humor has become like mine;

Not merely twisted but actually sprained!
 
Funny!!!


Oh Tank, stay off that sprained funny bone for a couple of days!
 
hmm i don't get the pingpong reference...
 
Get in touch with me Izzy,and i'll explain it hehe.
 
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