Top Ten Things Women Would Do If They Woke Up With A Penis For A Day…

[goddess_nemesis]

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9…

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing. 😀

 

[Mimi]

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

LMAO!!!

 

[Saeria]

aww nothing about writing your name in the snow or peeing in a bottle when you're too lazy to pull into a convenience store? Those are two i'd definantly do.. but the ones listed sound like fun too.

 

[Illtcklu]

aww nothing about writing your name in the snow........

It really SUCKS when you run out of pee!!!!!!!

 

[Bugman]

LOL Those are great.