About 10 years ago, some friends at work and I would try coming up with Letterman style Top Ten lists. Somebody would pick a topic and do numbers 10 and 9, then the next guy would do 8 and 7, etc. Some were lame, but others not too bad. Anyway here is the Top 10 Worst Pickup lines.
10) "Hey you groovy happenin chick...You wanna go to my place and listen to some Van McCoy records?"
9) "Get in the car, and shut up!"
8) "I love the way your legs come up and make a perfect ass of themselves!"
7) "I'm contemplating suicide. Would you beat me to death with those big titties of yours?"
6) "Wow, I like your outfit! It sure would look great rolled up into a ball in the corner of my bedroom floor!"
5) "Let's get together for a drink! A beer for me and a whole bottle of Jack Daniels for you!"
4) "Let's go to my place! My parents are out of town and as soon as my little brother goes to sleep, we've got the whole house to ourselves!"
3) "Yeah, that's right baby...I'm a dentist! How about if I fill up a couple of cavities for ya?"
2) "Let's play a game! I'll be Christmas Dinner and you can 'glaze' my ham!"
1) "Hey baby, how'd you like to meet the 'head' of a large 'firm'?"
10) "Hey you groovy happenin chick...You wanna go to my place and listen to some Van McCoy records?"
9) "Get in the car, and shut up!"
8) "I love the way your legs come up and make a perfect ass of themselves!"
7) "I'm contemplating suicide. Would you beat me to death with those big titties of yours?"
6) "Wow, I like your outfit! It sure would look great rolled up into a ball in the corner of my bedroom floor!"
5) "Let's get together for a drink! A beer for me and a whole bottle of Jack Daniels for you!"
4) "Let's go to my place! My parents are out of town and as soon as my little brother goes to sleep, we've got the whole house to ourselves!"
3) "Yeah, that's right baby...I'm a dentist! How about if I fill up a couple of cavities for ya?"
2) "Let's play a game! I'll be Christmas Dinner and you can 'glaze' my ham!"
1) "Hey baby, how'd you like to meet the 'head' of a large 'firm'?"
