About 10 years ago, some friends at work and I would try coming up with Letterman style Top Ten lists. Somebody would pick a topic and do numbers 10 and 9, then the next guy would do 8 and 7, etc. Some were lame, but others not too bad. Anyway here are the Top Ten Worst Things To Say To a Woman After Sex:
10) "You sunk my battleship!"
9) "Is it okay if I give you a third party check?"
8) "Pew! Man, I haven't caught a wiff that foul since we dragged that bloated corpse out of the Potomac!"
7) "Well that settles it. I'm gonna try men."
6) "Would you mind spreading your legs again, please? I think I lost my car keys down there."
5) "Hey what's so great about immune systems anyway? I think they're way over-rated"
4) "Damn, my lesions are flaring up again. Won't this ever go away?!"
3) "Next!"
2) "I'll be right back. I'm just gonna burn the sheets and take an acid bath."
1) "Well, you're not as tight as my dog, but at least you sit still."
10) "You sunk my battleship!"
9) "Is it okay if I give you a third party check?"
8) "Pew! Man, I haven't caught a wiff that foul since we dragged that bloated corpse out of the Potomac!"
7) "Well that settles it. I'm gonna try men."
6) "Would you mind spreading your legs again, please? I think I lost my car keys down there."
5) "Hey what's so great about immune systems anyway? I think they're way over-rated"
4) "Damn, my lesions are flaring up again. Won't this ever go away?!"
3) "Next!"
2) "I'll be right back. I'm just gonna burn the sheets and take an acid bath."
1) "Well, you're not as tight as my dog, but at least you sit still."
