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The town drunk was staggering down the main street of town. He managed to make it to the cathedral, up the stairs, and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew until he finally made his way into a confessional.
A priest had seen him enter and watched his stumbling efforts and decided the fellow might need some help. The priest entered his own side of the confessional, but the man said nothing. After a lengthy silence, the priest finally asked, "May I help you, my son?"
"I dunno...," the drunk slurred from the other side of the partition. "You got any toilet paper on your side?"
A priest had seen him enter and watched his stumbling efforts and decided the fellow might need some help. The priest entered his own side of the confessional, but the man said nothing. After a lengthy silence, the priest finally asked, "May I help you, my son?"
"I dunno...," the drunk slurred from the other side of the partition. "You got any toilet paper on your side?"
