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True Story

NukeLaloosh

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Alright, so I was playing golf the other day, just out enjoying the nice weather, drinking a few beers, ya know. I yanked a 6 iron off to the right and directly into a patch of buttercups. I walked up, saw my ball in the buttercups, so being environmentally conscientious (environmentally retarded, some may argue) i took my ball out of the patch and placed it in the grass. As soon as I did it, a genie appeared and said "I am the genie of the buttercups, for taking notice of my home I'd like to thank you. My gift to you is a lifetime supply of butter."

I thought about this for a moment ... and said ...


"Where were you when I was in the pussy willows?"
 
It brought a smile to my face.

I would like to know if you have a collection of golfing jokes?:ermm:
 
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