Trying to offend everyone here

[Illtcklu]

How do you make a Black person nervous? Take him to an auction.

What's "Fi-fi-fo, fo-fo-fi-fo"? Jesse Jackson's phone number.

Why aren't there any African-American players in the National Hockey League? They aren't stupid.

Love 'em! And I am properly offended!


What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

coach.

 

[Illtcklu]

And I thought it wouldn't work. You are genius, Ill.

And.......... only by retelling these jokes can we get the message out there and offend more people!

 

[Tamia78]

What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

coach.

Lmao!!!

*psst* Belly, don't encourage the boy!

 

[bellystrokes]

Lmao!!!

*psst* Belly, don't encourage the boy!

I did, didn't I. Who says white girls can't be stupid.

 

[Tamia78]

I did, didn't I. Who says white girls can't be stupid.

Well, we know they can't jump!

 

[bellystrokes]

Well, we know they can't jump!

But you oughta seem them dance-------no wait, you don't want to see that either.

 

[Illtcklu]

Well, we know they can't jump!

Not true! I've been jumped by a few white girls in my day.

But you oughta seem them dance-------no wait, you don't want to see that either.

The only good white rapper is a gift wrapper!


I shall keep offending!

 

[Mastertank1]

A few more

Why did God create White Anglo Saxon Protestants?
So someone would buy stuff at full retail price.

How can you spot the bride at a Puerto Rican wedding?
She's wearing something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue, something red, something green, something orange, something purple, something pink, something gold, something yellow.................

What are the prestige jobs in a Ukrainian neighborhood?
Riding shotgun on the garbage truck and skindiving for Roto rooter

What's the Native American version of wife swapping?
Passing the buck.

Why does the new French navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see the old French navy.

What do you call 1000 Russian paratroopers?
Air pollution.

How can you spot the bride at a Polish wedding?
Bells on the ends of her armpit braids.

In a unit of Arab cavalry, how do you recognize the general?
He's the one facing forwards on the camel.

In the effort to have the late Polish Pope declared a saint, they just recorded his first official miracle; he made a blind man deaf.
(Now that one REALLY needed a rim shot!)

 

[venray]

Saddam's Cat.........