TV Chef Roasts Weenie ... His Own!

[AffectionateDan]

LONDON, England -- British television chef Jamie Oliver - known as "The Naked Chef" - burnt "dessert" while preparing a roast in the nude (Oliver, not the roast) for his wife, Jools.


Oliver, 28, stripped nude to treat Jools, 28, but wound up in agony when he got too close to the oven.


"It was on Valentine’s Day. I was naked in the kitchen and burnt my penis," said Oliver. "I really ruined my evening -- and my night."


After the "Disaster of the Weenie Flambe'," Oliver took his wife to Paris to make up for it.
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😱 AUGH!!!!! YIKES!!!! "Make up for it"? "Make up for it"? If anybody was owed some consolation, it's him! OWIE! But then again, what kinda numbskull has his bits that close to something that hot with nothing between the two? Betcha he doesn't do it again!

 

[TicklishSinner]

ouch

i bet that ruined his weekend

 

[tommytikl]

Actually the guy must not have much feeling(or too much hair) down there anyway if he didn't feel the HEAT from the stove!!!!

I can just see that converstation with the ER...

"So you got DRESSED to come here...is that correct?!"

 

[Knox The Hatter]

Blimey! A grand cock up, Jamie...

 

[His Divine Shadow]

rofl!!! Some people....😀

 

[Limeoutsider]

I used to think Jamie was hot (still do), but how could you be that dumb to get that close to a hot stove? Espically naked???

 

[milagros317]

I am now going to wear an asbestos pair of shorts to do any cooking. 😛

 

[Traveler]

I cook for a living and never thought about cooking in the nude.Other than the hot oven,which we see became a problem.I would hate to be chopping vegetables and chop the wrong carrot.

 

[QtipSoftness120]

that's why you wear a Cock Ring when cooking naked😛

 

[the_Baron]

good thing he didn't try to toast his marshmallows.

 

[TicklishSinner]

then you could make s'mores for dessert!