Twenty Questions: TMF Members

[Dave2112]

So, how well do you know yourself? Be honest. If enough folks find this thread interesting, I'll post my own answers. I ask only one thing if possible; post your answers without "quoting" the whole post...if everyone does that, it's going to take up a lot of pages.

Ok, here goes...

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?

20) How do you feel?

😎

 

[asutickler]

All righty... 🙂

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?

Dog food. I tried catfood once, too, but dog fod tastes worse.

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?

Ate a pretty good-sized live minnow, while ice fishing.

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?

A custom Lincoln Navigator.

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?

Never.

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?

I was playing poorly in a JC football game once... and my father announced to all of my friends in attendance that my poor performance was attributable to a bad case of the runs the night before.

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?

It would be nice to be better-looking somehow... But i don't know specifically where I'd start.

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?

I could live quite well without any of 'em.

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?

Nope.

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?

That they were too young for me (she was 18, I was 22).

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?

I've never had sex in a weird place.

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?

Superman.

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?

No. I don't have any enemies I dislike enough to kill.

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?

HELL no.

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?

You Drive Me Crazy, by Britney Spears. Mock me and die. 😛

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)

She knows who she is... and I've already gotten away with it. 😛

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?

Braveheart.

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?

Ginger.

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?

For a couple of days, back in high school, I had all of my friends convinced that I was the sole heir to an enormous fortune, including partial ownership of 2 sports teams. I'm sneaky. 😎

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?

Biting my nails.

20) How do you feel?

Pretty damn good, considering. 😛



Did I "quote" that correctly?

 

[venray]

1) Raw oysters

2) Never did any kind of dare on a cash bet.

3) One that works.

4) No

5) Having my then wife find out about my foot fetish.

6) No.

7) "In a word..Yes"

8) No.

9) What we are doing is wrong.

10) In a stockroom in a place I used to work on a ladder.

11) Mozart.

12) Nope..Dont hate anyone enough to kill.

13) No.

14) Dont have one I wouldnt admit to.

15) JPie....and I may get that opportunity..🙄

16) What dreams may come.

17) Mary-Ann no doubt.

18) Telling my then wife that I was going somewhere with a friend when I really was off doing something else entirely.

19) Smoking

20) Really well!


Interesting questions. Thanks Dave!

Ray

 

[Venus51099]

Twenty Questions: TMF Members
So, how well do you know yourself? Be honest. If enough folks find this thread interesting, I'll post my own answers. I ask only one thing if possible; post your answers without "quoting" the whole post...if everyone does that, it's going to take up a lot of pages.

Ok, here goes...

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?
Raw oysters

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?
Nothing, I don't do bet's not even for money.

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?

Honda Accord

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?

nope, just the nickel and dime shit 😉

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?

one of my students(little girl)was on my lap during a reading session. We had a Father come in to pick up his little boy and the little girl that was sitting on my lap, squeeze my left breast and then she did it again, I said don't do that, that isn't nice she yelled why my Daddy does it all the time and it feels good. With that she begin to use both hands! LOL The visiting Dad was stunned and stammered and didn't know why he was there.

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?

yes, my ass (because I think it is too big)

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?

Rolling Stones Hot Rocks

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?
No, it would be tempting but I would hope that if it were me that they would return it with all my money in it.

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?
I need time alone, some space

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?

Laser show, outside under a blanket....we missed the show 😉

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would
it be? Katherine S. Jones



12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?

No, I couldn't live with myself.

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?

Yes, several times! 😉

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?
This Kiss

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)
this guy I met at work



16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you? Always

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?

Mary-Ann

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?

I lied for a friend, saying that they was not at my house when they were.

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?

Interrupting people while they are talking

20) How do you feel?

Hold on, like me feel LOL Just kidding. I feel fine

😉

 

[amk714]

Here you go, Dave!

1) My own semen. (Hey, you did say to be honest.)

2) I don't bet or gamble, except for the occasional lottery ticket.

3) Any sports car that can do 0-60 in under 4.

4) No, stealing is wrong!

5) I got caught masturbating. (Again, I'm being honest.) 😱

6) Laser eye surgery to correct my vision.

7) I don't have a CD collection, but I have a whole bunch of MP3's!

8) Only if it's my own wallet!

9) I've never been in a relationship.

10) I've never had sex.

11) Bill Clinton. I think he was a great President, and he also had sex with his intern. 😀

12) Yes, because I hate Saddam the most. 😡

13) No, I love being a man!

14) I won't admit that.

15) A young beautiful woman with hyper-ticklish feet. DUH!

16) Films don't move me, they're just make-believe.

17) Neither, but either one of them would do if I were stranded on the island long enough!

18) I've never told a lie--that's the biggest lie I've ever told. 😉

19) I don't have any bad habits. Honest!

20) I feel depressed. My life is so boring! 🙁

 

[JoBelle]

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?
A fly. It was in a cup of grape koolaid I was drinking. ARGH! I can NEVER EVER EVER drink anything grape again. Bugs just completely freak me out. Dirty, icky, wiggly. GROSS

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?
I've never taken a cash bet, though I have a list a mile long of dumb things I've done for fun! 😛

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?
It hasn't been in production yet. It's a cross between a Jag and a hover craft and a good old fashioned Bonanza. In the meantime, I just swap 'em out every year. *My biggest bad habit is boredome with cars.*

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?
Did it? No. Tempted? Yes. 😛

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?
I can't begin to think how stupid it would be for me to actually write that down for another person to view!

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?
I'd love to lose the glasses and contacts! It's just irritating!I'll do it one day I'm sure.


7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?
Mary Chapin Carpenter's "Come on, Come on." Odd since I'm not a country music listener. I just love that particular CD so much!

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?
No. I once had a purse returned wiht all contents including cash. Restored my faith so to speak.

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?
I told him he reminded me of my brother. I know, I know! Bad huh? LOL

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?
On a platform jutting out from the side of a Railroad bridge that crosses Biloxi Bay as a train went by. I thought I was going to die.

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?
Alexander the Great. Yeah, I know he's a guy!

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?
No.

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?
Yep. More than once.

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?
I have two. This is my moment to come clean. The Real Slim Shady. I can sing the WHOLE THING! 😛 AND Nookie, by Limp Bizkit. Wow, what's step two like?

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)
Oh pshaw, that's easy. He knows who he is. It's just a matter of timing.

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?
Hmmm....toughie there. I'd have to say a recent one. Divine Secrets of the YaYa Sisterhood. I could have BEEN Sandra Bullock's character. Southern and all. It's one of those movies that reminds us that there are reasons for the way people behave.

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?
MaryAnne 😉

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?
Realizing that there isn't enough space here to explain, I will keep that to myself.

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?
Caring too much. Yep, it can be problematic.

20) How do you feel?
Just nifty~! I got a new pair of shoes today. Dark blue, crushed velvet, heels with dark blue satin ties around the ankles. I'll be happy for at least a week!

Joby

 

[amk714]

Re: Re: Twenty Questions: TMF Members

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?
Alexander the Great. Yeah, I know he's a guy!

Thanks, Joby. I feel much better now! 😀

Interesting stuff, guys! This is better than those quizzes we've been taking. 🙂

 

[bticklishfeet]

1.) Semen, u did say be honest.
2.)yes, that I would go up to a guy and pinch his ass.(I think he liked it too, I know I did! Was soooooooo firm!)
3.)hmmm, that is hard. Toyota Camary
4.)was tempted but no
5.)OMG too many to want to admit to! ok, thought that the mic was turned off, and it wasn't! (office in highschool)
6.)no, I am happy with myself
7.)nope, I don't have any one that I couldn't live without.
8.)no, I would return it
9.)I don't feel the same way as you, we need to see other people.
10.)elevator freakiest thing I have ever done!It was great, the excitement and all! but won't do it again!
11.)invisible woman for 24 hours!😀
12.)No
13.)yes, I would love to know what it feels like to be a man for 24 hours, but then I would want to go back being a woman.
14.)Valentine, Martina McBride
15.)he knows who he is, time will tell!😉
16.)Armageddon
17.)Mary-Ann
18.)The checks in the mail
19.)twirling my hair
20.)fairly good, how bout you?😀

Ok, so when do you take the test Dave2112?

 

[Moses25]

You didn't think I'd pass up this opportunity to shame myself, did you?

Hmmmm...methinks I'll wait, though, until Dave posts his, being the thread starter and all...

I tells ya, I don't like that smirk on his face. 😛

Cheers.😀

P.M.S. Dave --> Post, post post, post (same voice as "chug, chug, chug, chug").

 

[Mimi]

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?
Took a drink from the 'ash can' one time (you know, the pop can everyone uses for an ashtray at a party?). ICK!

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?
Never did a dare on a cash bet.

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?
2002 Pontiac Trans Am

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?
Nope

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?
When I was working at a grocery store as a teen, my boss mistook my Psychology teacher as my boyfriend, and said so right in front of him (and I had a HUGE crush on him. Man he was a hottie!).

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?
Head to toe liposuction...lol

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?
Savage Garden - Self Titled

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?
Nope.

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?
I like your brother better....

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?
At the end of a landing strip at an airport.

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?
Samantha Fox

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?
Only if it was someone that murdered my child. Only case scenario I could actually kill anyone.

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?
Occassionally.

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?
"Copacabana" by Barry Manilow

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)
Darren Hayes

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?
Titanic

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?
Mary-Anne

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?
Lied about sleeping with someone.

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?
Smoking.

20) How do you feel?
ummmm....kinda soft and squishy 😛


Mimi

 

[Moses25]

I just cannot hold it in any longer, Cap'n...

Fine. Here goes:

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?
A piece of chicken that was left on the floor of my friend's dormitory. When ya got the munchies, ya got the munchies...

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?
No cash req'd to do dumb things.

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?
Silverado 2500 HD Crew Cab (shortbox).

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?
Hehe...izzat a joke? Let's see...

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?
(i) Nearly breaking a table at a friend's party; (ii) Parents walking in on me while I was "entertaining" myself with porn.
It was one of the first tickle movies, too, that I ever owned: HOM's Turnabout. Any of ya geezer's remember that one?

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?
Penis reduction. Hehe...on me peepers, of course.

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?
My compilation of disco CD.

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?
I've found a wallet?!?

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?
I'm moving to the States (seriously).

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?
Back of a limo.

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?
Bill Clinton.

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?
No. Well...um, no.

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?
Once, in a bar.

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?
Beat it, by MJ.

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)
A girl in college who claimed she wasn't ticklish. Oh yeah, and that Jobella character. *neener*

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?
Shawshank Redemption.

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?
Mary-Anne, definitely. Great, great tootsies.

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?
"I'll be right back."

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?
*cough* *cough* *haaaack*...you know.

20) How do you feel?
Pretty shitty...you?

Cheers.😀

P.M.S. I like your logo, Mims!

 

[TicklingDuo]

1. Sushi
2. I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid
3.My Ford Ranger (no good if you can't haul stuff)
4. A chair from Pizza Hut
5. Getting pinned under a handtruck in front of a girl I liked when I was 15, she laughed SO loud
6. No
7. Freddy Kings all time hits
8. I'm thinking, I'm thinking!
9. I'm the one who usually got dumped
10. Can't answer, I'm too boring
11. Micheal Buffer, what an easy job and he's rich!
12. No
13. Only if I were a lesbian
14. "S.O.S." by ABBA
15. Sandra Bullock
16. Either "Clean and Sober" or "The Crow"(really!)
17. Mrs. Howell
18. One more potato chip
19. Eating gummy candies
20. Great....if I didn't have this stupid cold

Drew😉

 

[TicklingDuo]

1) a worm
2) made up a stupid story to see if a gossipy friend would spread it.
3) I have yet to find one that would last that long....however, probably an SUV or van of some sort that could be made nice and comfy for travel
4) yep.....we used to swipe comic books too
5) hmmmm...
6) nope.....I'd leave things as is and use the money for something else.
7) I can live without any of them.
8) only if the owner is found and they offer a reward...though I'd decline it unless they really pressed the matter.
9) not applicable
10) not applicable
11) MYSELF!
12) no
13) Yes, there were times as a kid when I did
14) silly love song
15) my hubby.....but, then, we do that anyway
16) Ordinary People
17) huh?
18) hmmm....
19) smoking
20) aside from having the flu.....great!

Ann

 

[kandykisses]

I will if you will🙄
Here goes:

Ok, here goes...

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?
Took a sip of drink that had a cigarette butt in it without me knowing about it! ICK! TOOOEEEEIIIII! GROSS!

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?
I don't do dares

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?
Lincolon Navigator (yeah right, like I will ever get one!)🙄

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?
Yes, a yo-yo

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?
I was caught masturbating while watching a tickle video. My Mom freaked and I was too happy about it! LOL🙄

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where? Surgery on my eyes so I don't have to wear contacts.

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection? This doesn't apply to me, I could live without my CD's

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?
I would return it with all the money.

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?
I am a lesbian

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?
football field

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?
Can't think of anyone, sorry

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?
No

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?
Oh yes, several times. But I would only want to experience that for let's say 24 hours and then go back to being a woman.

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?
Elvis Presley's Don't be Cruel

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)
This UPS driver that delivers where I work, God if I could only have 1 hour with him!!

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?
The Diary of Ann Frank, Shaw Shank Redemption

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?
Mary-Ann, Ginger seemed so fake and she got on my reserve nerve!

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?
I got to go, something's burning!

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?
Eating junk food!!! And eat more healthier

20) How do you feel? Like shit, this flu is the pits! How do you feel about me now?
🙄

This was good Dave, thanks. I think better than the Take My Quiz thing.🙂

 

[qjakal]

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?

Boones Farm "wine"

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?

I don't take bets, I make 'em

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?

I'm with Joby, I turn 'em and burn 'em.....2 years tops, but if I HAVE to choose, it'll be a yellow GTO....throw in the spare parts and a yearly paint job?

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?

Yes. There was a time....rough neighborhood, rough time. Nuff said

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?

Nothing comes to mind...perhaps it's yet to come?

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?

I'm pretty happy...guess a bit off the nose wouldn't kill me. But then I'd be Q2...


7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?

I can live without Cds, but I'll take any Pink Floyd for the purposes of the quiz, ok?

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?

Maybe....is there ID in this thing? Nah...probably not, but I leave my options open.

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?

Hmmm..never went the lame route, just came to a mutual relization that this wasn't the right person and had a conversation to that effect and moved on.

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?

A rooftop, and damned if it wasn't a hot day....yuk. Never again

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?

Art Linkletter...nice life and in a pleasant era.

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?

Make it 90% and I'd still give it a shot. I have a list of people who should run like hell if I ever contract a terminal illness. There ARE certain individuals without whom the world would function in a smoother fashion.

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?

Only when watching multiple orgasms occur.....

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?

Any hit by Kiss.....

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)

Sorry...one person only...forget it. Another lengthy list!

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?

Steel Magnolias.....sappy ain't I?

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?

Mary Anne...like you needed to ask?

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?

Taking the fifth...

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?

"people watching'...it drives everyone crazy, but amuses me perpetually.

20) How do you feel?

I use my fingers mostly...

Q

 

[Sunriseticklee]

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?
<b> Ooo… you know, I don’t even remember. I guess I would have to say catfood, but it was for a bet. </b>
2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?
<b> Pull down the fire alarm at school for 10 dollars. Heehee </b>

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?
<b> 1500 green and silver Chevy Silverado. Sigh… I want a truck sooo badly. </b>

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?
<b> In Pennsylvania at the Wise Market, I used to eat the candy in the bulk section. That is until my mother beat me in the store. LOL. Never did that again. </b>

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?
<b> That depends…. It could be either when I was singing in front of the church and someone made me laugh so hard that snot came out of my nose. Or when I was singing in front of the church and my slip slid down my legs to the floor. Or on Thursday when I was changing in my room and I left my bra on the desk. One of the children yelled out. EWWWW… who’s bra is that! </b>

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?
<b> LOL… I am sooo not answering that one. Heehee </b>

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?
<b> Darn only one? Ok… Brian McKnight: I Remember You</b>

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?
<b> No </b>

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?
<b> Excuse? What’s wrong with the truth? </b>

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?
<b> Haven’t yet. </b>

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?
<b> That’s hard. LOL I’d rather be a more successful me. I love being me most of the time. </b>

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?
<b> I don’t hate anyone. But I would kill someone who hurt a member of my family. </b>

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?
<b> Of course! I wonder if my basketball skills would have improved. </b>

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?
<b> I’m not shy about my music. Everyone knows my favorites no matter how weird they are. </b>

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)
<b> One of my best friends who shall remain nameless. </b>

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?
<b> Love and Basketball *sob* LOL </b>

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?
<b> The professor actually. </b>

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?
<b> I don’t tell lies *evil grin* </b>

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?
<b> My fiery temper. 😛 </b>

20) How do you feel?
<b>Depressed because I want to be in California for the holidays. I’m homesick. 🙁 </b>

 

[Michigan J Frog]

Ok, here goes...

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?
That damn worm at the bottom of Tequillia
2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?
Moon someone going down the highway!

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?
Dodge Drango,shortbed

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?
yes, match box car

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?
got an erection in the class room, teacher called on me and I had to stand up.

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?
nah, I pass on doing that. Love me for who I am.

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?
CCR "Crendence Clear Water Revival

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?
[Color=]I would give it back, cause I know how it feels to lose a wallet after getting my pay check cashed. Never did get the money back only the wallet!😡 [/Color]

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?
Never did that, I don't think that is right

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?
In the lake, OMG that was so much fun! Just got to remember to keep your mouth closed at the right time! LOL😀

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would
it be?
Sean Connery

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?
Bin Launden and that Castro fellow and that other one too I can't think of his name! Sauddem

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?
One time, wished I could know what a woman feels when I make love to her, but then poof put me back! Hurry!😀

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually
liked?
LOL Not falling for that one, I won't even admit it now!

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)
Tracy for sure! Maybe one day if I am good my dream will come true! Love that red hair!

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?
So many to choose, It's a Wonderful Life, because it makes you stop and think that you really do have a great life after all.And shows you how many lives you alone touch and effect.

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?
Mary-Ann, no question!

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?
that I was qualified for a job when I wasn't!

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?
Cracking my knuckles!

20) How do you feel?
Finer than frog hairs, split three ways!

😀 🙂 😉
Good one Dave!

 

[SadAngelTicklee]

1) As a child: milk bone dog bicuits, now nothing disgusting gets past my nose.

2) Drank a full bottle of tabasco for $50

3) 1969 chevrolet camaro body w/technology of a lexus

4)never

5)emerging from a pool wearing only the bottom half of my swim suit.

6) nope, I'll stay imperfect

7) Carole King "Tapestry"

8) Only if it was literally impossible to trace its' owner

9) That he smelled just like beef vegetable soup (okay so I stole that line)I've never used lame excuses, only the hard truth.

10) Bathroom sink

11) My nine-yr old daughter...so I'd know how I'm "really" doing.

12) no, I'd rather have the power to wish he'd die from natural causes more quickly.

13) not even once, I love being female.

14)"Baby beluga by Raffi, but I'm weird I do admit it.

15) Rather get tickle-torturd BY: Steven wright

16)A beautiful mind

17) Mary-Anne

18) That I was with someone I never met.

19) eating...an annoying habit

20) Happy....like being tickled to death🙂

 

[slave4tickles]

Ok, here goes...

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?
a icky bug that fell into my drink! Yuck!
2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?
I don't do bet's or dare!

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?
PT Cruiser

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?
No, never stolen anything

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?
Rode Thunder River,sat on the front row and I got soaked! I had on a white crop top and after getting wet the top was see through
6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?
my nose, I don't like my nose.

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?
that doesn't apply to me, I can live without them

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?
No I wouldn't, and I would hope if anyone found mine they would return it with my money

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?
What is wrong with just being open and telling them the truth. Works for me

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?
I'll have to get back to you on that one, hasn't happened yet!

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would
it be?
My Grandmother, she was a grande lady!

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?
No one

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?
I really have, I've always wanted to know how it felt for a man to make love to a woman and to have the greatest orgasm. But I would only want to be a man for that time and then I want to be a woman again!

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually
liked?
Not really, I'll throw Bed of Roses by Jon Von Jovi in for the heck of it!

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)
Ahhhhh anutter trick question, hmmmm no one but that doesn't mean that I don't won't to be tickle-tortured for hours!

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?
{Color=crimson]Pearl Harbour[/Color]
17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?
Well, if I went that way, I'd choose Mary Ann

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?
Lied to get a job once, but later told them I lied. My conscience bothered me!

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?
I am a cleaning freak, drives my friends nuts! And very organized...I wish that I could relax sometimes. But I always see something that needs to be done.

20) How do you feel? Not bery dood, I have the flu!

Nice 20 Questions Dave, so when are you going to take it?

 

[BettyBoop2002]

Ok, here goes...

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?
Semen
2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?
Don't do bets.

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?
Saturn

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?
No

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?
got tickled once at Pizza Hut, laughed so hard my drink went up my nose. It burned like hell!
6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?
I hate my hair!

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?
I don't have any I can't live without.

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?
No I would not do that

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?
Doesn't apply to me, sorry.

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?
Under a bridge

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would
it be?
Nobody, I like being me

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?
No

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?
No

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually
liked?
What a wonderful world, Louis Armstrong

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)
No but I would love for my fantasy man to tickle-torture me for hours!

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?
Terms of Endearment
17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?
The Skipper

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?
lied to my parent's said I was going some place but I really went to a party.

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?
Popping my gum when I chew.

20) How do you feel? Great! And you?


🙂

 

[4Pawz]

Oh boy here we go:

1-Most disgusting thing is a "potato bug"
2-Bet-Right before a basketball playoffs game, I ate a whole box of Kudos and drank a 2 liter bottle of Coke....in 5 minutes, and had to keep it down while playing in the whole game. Yucky!!
3-Car-In all honesty, I would just want a Chevy Impala
4-I have never stolen anything ever in my life
5-Most embarrassing moment-During a broadcasted soccer game, I tripped on my soccer cleats shoe lace and did a nice face plant...ended up scraping the entire side of my face.
6-No surgery for me ty
7-Oh CD's-probably my Green Day Dookie CD, which I can't find grrrr
8-Actually had this happen once, and no I don't keep anything
9-Only used an excuse once-said that my parents would not let me go out with him anymore
10-Um, never had sex, lol
11-ooo a toughy,I like being me, but if I had to choose someone, I would want to be a friend I had when I was a kid, William.
12-no never, I do not look forward to the day when I have to decide such a thing as taking another life
13-Honestly, yes, all my friends and family are guys, and I wanted to be able to play sports and everything when i was younger, but Like being a gal, especially now 😱)
14-LOL this is a funny one-Can't Help Falling In Love With You by the A-Teens, this is a remake of the Elvis version, is in movie Lilo & Stitch
15-Being a Lee, no one, but turn that around and I have already had the guy I want to tickle me do so 😱)
16-I would have to say...Pay It Forward, kinda a long story as to why
17-Um, I don't go that way, but if I had to choose, ginger
18-Ooo, I am not big on lying at all-but my biggest one is probably when I was a kid, I lied about cheating on a spelling test in the 2nd grade, lol
19-oh this one is easy-staying on task, I have lovly ADD/ADHD and have a hard time sticking with paperwork
20-Well, a little under the weather,but I am happy and hyper, so all is good 😱)

Kewl thread Dave
Pawz

 

[Ayla ny]

why not...

*a couple of things have changed the last 6 years



1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?
-- sushi (*got over that. LOVE sushi)

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?
-- haven’t ever done something on a bet.

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?
-- Audi S4 Sedan (my first car was an Audi and that thing looked pristine when I sold it at 13 yrs old)

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?
-- yes. same excuse as Q. 🙂

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?
-- 13 yrs old at my first drinking party. cute guy hitting on me and I threw up on his shoes! lol

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?
-- let’s just say that you would be able to bounce a quarter off my belly.

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?
-- The Immortal Otis Redding

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?
-- no. a friend of mine once lost her purse with $700 cash in it just before Christmas. it was returned with all of the cash and she cried she was so relieved.

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?
-- have always had and given a good reason.

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?
-- a stairwell

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?
-- permanently? everyone I thought of was assassinated or died young... I’ll stick with being me. 🙂

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?
-- no.

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?
-- for a day would be cool... but love being a woman.

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?
-- Celebrate by Madonna (guess I just admitted it tho... lol)

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)
-- my ex. torture being the operative word here...

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?
-- The Missionary. watched it alone and felt like a goof because I was just sobbing at times.

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?
-- Mary Anne

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?
-- can think of little white ones I told while growing up but no big ones really.

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?
-- smoking. (*quit smoking a year or two ago)

20) How do you feel?
-- naked. (figuratively!!!)

 

[P50]

<I>1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth? </I>

Hot liquid molten lava actively spewing from Mount Saint Helens



<I>2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet? </I>

Committed suicide (successfully and permanently)



<I>3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life? </I>

Wow ! Deja Vu ! I can remember this philisophical discussion from my early teenage days with my (then) youthful junior high compatriots.



<I>4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid? </I>

Yes, all the gold in Fort Knox. (My real name is Auric GoldFinger.) Also, I have three USAF B-1 aircraft and four stealth bombers. I also have two of the space shuttles. Californians never noticed it, but what they think is the Golden Gate Bridge is really a fake ! I have the real one ! Bwa ha ha ha ! I also stole all the rocks on the dark side of the moon.

Interested parties may send requests for info on how to bid.



<I>5) What was your single most embarrassing moment? </I>

My birth; I was naked in front of everybody and wasn't tough enough to beat up the doctor who picked a fight with me.



<I>6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where? </I>

I Already have. I got a spam that said <I>"...Enlarge Your ..." </I>



<I>7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection? </I>

The lens cleaner



<I>8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any? </I>

Of course not, StoooPid ! I send them all back to the guy and let <I><B>HIM </B> </I> pay them like he should !



<I>9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone? </I>

None, the girls always dump me instead.



<I>10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex? </I>

In one of those space shuttles I stole. We were orbiting Planet Pluto



<I>11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be? </I>

Myself; I don't want to have to replace my clothes, financial records, medical knowledge; family relationships, job, etc.



<I>12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most? </I>

Is this one of those Sick-O identification questions ?



<I>13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex? </I>

No; everybody knows that boys are better than girls. This was discussed among myself and the other experienced intellectuals in my kindergarten.



<I>14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked? </I>

Any song from the 1970s, e.g.,,,

<I> Seasons In The Sun</I>
<I> Kung-Fu Fighting</I>
Anything by Barry Manilow, Donny Osmond, Leif Garrett, Bobby Goldsboro
Anything else from that decade.

(Can you believe we actually listened to that ?)



<I>15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle- torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.) </I>

A woman who would agree to be my wife. (Hey girl, Altar <B>first</B> !)



<I>16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you? </I>

They all move me to leave before the crowds fill the parking lot.



<I>17) Ginger or Mary-Anne? </I>

Yeah, most girls do tend to treat me like Gilligan.



<I>18) What's the biggest lie you ever told? </I>

This one: "I am lying."



<I>19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one? </I>

Sleeping ? Spending money on non-needs ? Watching the tube ? Paying any attention at all to any of the mass media ? Answering impossible questions ? Junk phone calls ? Is this a marketing focus group ?



<I>20) How do you feel? </I>

Generally with my hands and fingers; hey, this <I><B>is </B> </I> the TMF, isn't it ? (you are supposed to be grinning)




<I>(And now my question)</I>

Hey gals, would this post be a useful adjuct to an ad in the <I>personals</I> section ?

 

[amk714]

OK, Dave. I've counted 20 (including myself) who've answered your Twenty Questions, so I think it's your turn now. 😀

 

[Deleted member 2452]

1) What's the most disgusting thing you've ever put in your mouth?
used money.

2) What's the dumbest thing you ever did on a cash bet?
never did this.

3) Given any amount of money, what's the one car you would drive for the rest of your life?
1934 packard pheaton.

4) Have you ever stolen anything other than nickel-and-dime shit when you were a kid?
we didn't call it stealing, we called it inter-service realocation of supplies/equpitment, lol.

5) What was your single most embarrassing moment?
i was caught in a stupid lie by my best friends. it broke up our friendship for years, and i haven't lied since.

6) Given the funding, would you ever get corrective surgery, and if so, where?
i'd get a hair transplant, and a tummy tuck.

7) What is the one (and I mean ONE) CD you cannot live without in your collection?
i don't have a cd collection.

8) You've found a wallet. There are a lot of bills in it. Do you keep any?
no.

9) What's the lamest excuse you came up with in order to break up with someone?
i'm too young to be seriously involved, and i'm starting to love you, so we better stop seeing eachother for a while. (said at age 19)

10) Where is the strangest place you've ever had sex?
oral sex in a cloth closet, a foot job in a movie theater.

11) If you could be any one person...real or fictional...who would it be?
too many to choose from.

12) If you were 100% assured that you would get away with it, would you kill the person you hate the most?
no, shinning ice is a jerk, but he doesn't deserve to die.

13) Have you ever wished you were of the opposite sex?
yes.

14) What is your favorite song that you'd never admit you actually liked?
not aplicable, i have never hidden anything so trivial!

15) Who is the one person you would like an hour with to tickle-torture? (Again assuming you'd get away with it.)many i'd like to tickle for an hour, but in love, or fun. i assume you mean in a mean spirited way, so... hillery clinton.

16) What film moved you the most? Not your favorite per se...but moved you?
saving private ryan. that p.o.s. had me upset for weeks!

17) Ginger or Mary-Anne?
mary anne!

18) What's the biggest lie you ever told?
too personal.

19) What's the one habit you have that you'd take a pill to get rid of if they had one?
none, i don't have any habbits, but i'd like to be more tolerent of idiots.

20) How do you feel?
kind of relieved.
steve

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