two nuns

[sole seeker]

Two nuns sat in their car at a traffic light when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside. "Hey, get your tits out, you penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.

The Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata, "I don't think they know who we are - show them your cross."

So Sister Immaculata winds down her window and shouts, "Screw off you little dick heads, before I come over there and rip your balls off!"

Sister Immaculata looks back at the Mother Superior and asks, "Was that cross enough?"

 

[Bugman]

Ya goof, you posted this about ten days ago. 😛

 

[milagros317]

Ya goof, you posted this about ten days ago. 😛

Indeed so, but it's still funny.😛

 

[paracarl44]

GOOD ONE. I noticed you posted it twice so we wouldn't miss it.

 

[camble4eva]

Nice, I have one

Two nuns in a bath, one says "where's the soap", the other replies "yes is has"