Two old ladies purchased a house together to save some money. They were both widows so this seemed like a good thing to do, both finacially and for each other.
Well these two old ladies were devote church goers and very active in their congregation. They invited the minister over one afternoon, to discuss church business then they gathered around the organ in the living room and sang some hymns. All of a sudden the minister noticed somthing odd, on top of the organ was a condom sitting in a bowl of water...... he was shocked. And what's worse these two old ladies seemed unaware of the awkwardness............ finally noticing the preachers distress they asked him, "What's wrong Reverend?"
The preacher replied, "Well, I ....... I don't know quite how to say this ladies, but ..... um..... why do you have a ............why is ...... what's in the bowl of water here?"
"Oh," chuckled one of the old ladies," we don't know what it is, but when we moved in here; there were a bunch of these in the closet... not knowing what they were we read the directions and it said: to prevent disease keep moist and place on organ........ and I have to say Reverend, since we started doing that we haven't had a sick day yet!!!!!"
Well these two old ladies were devote church goers and very active in their congregation. They invited the minister over one afternoon, to discuss church business then they gathered around the organ in the living room and sang some hymns. All of a sudden the minister noticed somthing odd, on top of the organ was a condom sitting in a bowl of water...... he was shocked. And what's worse these two old ladies seemed unaware of the awkwardness............ finally noticing the preachers distress they asked him, "What's wrong Reverend?"
The preacher replied, "Well, I ....... I don't know quite how to say this ladies, but ..... um..... why do you have a ............why is ...... what's in the bowl of water here?"
"Oh," chuckled one of the old ladies," we don't know what it is, but when we moved in here; there were a bunch of these in the closet... not knowing what they were we read the directions and it said: to prevent disease keep moist and place on organ........ and I have to say Reverend, since we started doing that we haven't had a sick day yet!!!!!"
