A midget walks into a doctor's surgery one morning, complaining of an aching, painful vagina.
Midget: "Doctor, whenever it rains outside, my vagina starts to hurt real bad!"
Doc: "OK, well, get onto the table and let me have a look at you..."
After about 2 minutes, the doctor finishes his examination.
Doc: "Finished! The pain should have gone now. Seeing as it's still raining, why don't you try it out?"
So, the midget walks out of the surgery, and sure enough, she's cured.
Midget: "Doctor, doctor! I'm cured! How on earth did you do it?"
Doctor: "Well, I cut 2 inches off the top of your boots."
Midget: "Doctor, whenever it rains outside, my vagina starts to hurt real bad!"
Doc: "OK, well, get onto the table and let me have a look at you..."
After about 2 minutes, the doctor finishes his examination.
Doc: "Finished! The pain should have gone now. Seeing as it's still raining, why don't you try it out?"
So, the midget walks out of the surgery, and sure enough, she's cured.
Midget: "Doctor, doctor! I'm cured! How on earth did you do it?"
Doctor: "Well, I cut 2 inches off the top of your boots."
