Undignified ways to die

[General Zod]

This is a poem from Paul Gillmartin host of TBS's Dinner and A Movie He said it on The Bob and Tom radio show Hopefully nobody will be offended Skindiving in gas tanks you stole from a dentist/Renting a basement apartment in Venice
Wearing clown shoes while walking thru a minefield at nite/Getting a life size tatto of someone your Height
Mistaking a python for your favorite tie/Hang gliding at nite on the 4th of July
Having a bowling ball dropped on your head/Mooning some cannaballs who haven't been fed
Teasing some scots for wearing thier kilt /Approaching a chopper while walking on stilts
Swimming with sharks in a suit made of meat/Flashing yourself to a hippo in heat
Slapping the head of a bald drunken sailor/And telling your date's burly dad"5 bucks says I nail her"

 

[qjakal]

LOL...

Very funny indeed...Q

 

[Krokus]

Yes

Indeed 😎

 

[Strelnikov]

Especially the last one. Every now and then, the voices in my head tell me to clean and load the guns. When that happens, I can easily mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for UN Black Helicopters coming to impose the New World Order.

So to be safe, park well away from the house. Advance into the light with your hands in plain sight. Hallo the house, and wait to be recognized before coming closer. Do not concern yourself over the camouflaged face in the window. It's mine.

Strelnikov