A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her
9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
bedroom
closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her
lover in
the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The
little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I
have a
baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$150" Man - "Sold."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in
the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove." The lover, remembering the
last
time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's
go
outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my
ball
and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The
boy
says, "$500" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your
friends
like that... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to
take
you to church and make you confess your greed."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here."
The
priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet now"
Her
9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
bedroom
closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her
lover in
the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The
little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I
have a
baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$150" Man - "Sold."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in
the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove." The lover, remembering the
last
time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's
go
outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my
ball
and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The
boy
says, "$500" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your
friends
like that... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to
take
you to church and make you confess your greed."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here."
The
priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in my closet now"
