Utterly Useless Facts...

[Dave2112]

Dueling in Paraguay is legal, as long as both combatants are registered blood donors.

Bamboo can grow 4 feet in 24 hours.

Joan Crawford had her back teeth removed to make her cheekbones more prominant.

When viewed from above, rainbows are doughnut-shaped.

Behind Christmas and Thanksgiving, Super Bowl Sunday is the third largest food consumption day in the US.

A bolt of lightning can strike the Earth with a force as great as 100 million volts.

Generally, right-handed archers shoot arrows that spin clockwise, while left-handed archers shoot counter-clockwise spiraling arrows.

The White House had a telephone before it had an indoor bathroom.

In Washington D.C. there is a law that no building may be taller than the Washington Monument.

A giraffe can kill a lion with one kick.

The Civil War produced over 400,000 morphine addicts.

The Great Red Spot on Jupiter is a swirling hurricane of gasses, with winds reaching over 21,000 mph.

😎

 

[BigJim]

Yowza!!!!!

The Great Red Spot sounds like my bowels after a night out at my local Indian resteraunt. After a chicken vindaloo it is not wise to tell me to "use the Force!" ROTFLMFAO

 

[venray]

..reading too many posts on the tmf can cause you to go blind...

 

[Haltickling]

Inquiring minds...

Hey, I've got a few remarks and questions about some of the facts:

Is at least one of the 4 newly grown bamboo feet ticklish?

At which end of the doughnut-shaped rainbow do you find the pot of gold? Or is it in the center-hole?

Although my back teeth have been pulled out, my cheeks haven't got sleeker at all. Why? Too many doughnuts?

My phone was installed before my toilet worked. Does that mean I live in the White House, too?

While a giraffe can kill a lion with one kick, a chameleon can kill insects with one lick...

No kidding: In my hometown Munich, no building is allowed to rise higher than our Dome (ca. 300 ft). Only exception: our TV tower (over 700 ft).

Just a few highly useful questions... 😀

 

[Alex Warfield]

More useless facts.

1. Andre the Giant once drank 119 bottles of beer in one sitting!

2. The Simpsons has gotten progressively worse the last five years!

3. Women hate me!

4. Rennt um euer leben!!! Er hat 'ne panzerfaust!!!

5. I want Meow Mix with liver and chicken!

6. Meow meow meow meow meow!

 

[shark]

Phone in the White house before indoor plumbing huh?Explains who so many presidents are full of shit.

 

[talons]

What does ROTFLMFAO mean?😀

 

[shark]

Rolling
On
The
Floor
Laughing
My
Ass
Off

 

[talons]

Thanks😀 😀

 

[Deleted member 2452]

rotflmfao?

what does the second "f" stand for?

 

[BigJim]

Ummm....how to explain this delicatley...(us English chaps are so well mannered aren't we?) *coughcoughBULLSHITcoughcough*
Think of an expletive beginning with F that would fit well as an adjective, into the place where the second F goes.



Oh what the hell, I always wanted to be an American anyway! It means "fucking."😀

 

[Deleted member 2452]

rotflmFao

i thought it may stand for fat. i kinda like it that way better... ok thats it, I have made an executive decision, from now on it stands for fat!
steve

 

[BigJim]

Now that's a good one. Fat is much funnier! Oh God it's so funny that I'll ROTFLMFFAO........Bugger, here we go again.(The third F stood for flatulent by the way😀 )