milagros317
Wielder of 500 Feathers
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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?' I'm sending them to names I got out of the phone book, male names at houses in expensive neighborhoods where rich people live."
"But why?" asks the man. "Why would you do such a nasty thing?"
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"I'm a divorce lawyer," the balding man replies.
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His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?' I'm sending them to names I got out of the phone book, male names at houses in expensive neighborhoods where rich people live."
"But why?" asks the man. "Why would you do such a nasty thing?"
And the answer was ....
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"I'm a divorce lawyer," the balding man replies.
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