An elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine.
The old lady pulled the doctor aside and said, "Doctor, I haven`t had sex for years now and I was wondering how can I increase my husbands sex drive?"
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can`t even get him to take an aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the cup. He won`t notice a thing."
The lady was delighted. She left the doctors office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terrible Doctor, terrible."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes right off then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex I have had in 25 years."
"Then what was the problem, ma`am?"
"Well," she said, "I can`t show my face in McDonald`s ever again."
The old lady pulled the doctor aside and said, "Doctor, I haven`t had sex for years now and I was wondering how can I increase my husbands sex drive?"
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can`t even get him to take an aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the cup. He won`t notice a thing."
The lady was delighted. She left the doctors office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terrible Doctor, terrible."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes right off then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex I have had in 25 years."
"Then what was the problem, ma`am?"
"Well," she said, "I can`t show my face in McDonald`s ever again."
