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Wacky Definitions

Strelnikov

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Boy: A noise with dirt on it.
Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children. Cynic: Someone who smells the flowers and looks for the casket.
Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal ignorance.
Health: The slowest possible rate of dying.
Karaoke: A Japanese word meaning "tone deaf".
Normal: A setting on a washing machine.
Opera: Where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it.
Poverty: Having too much month left at the end of the money.
Racial prejudice: A pigment of the imagination.
Skier: Someone who pays an arm and a leg to break them.
Sleep: That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.
Witlag: The delay between delivery and comprehension of a joke.

Strelnikov
 
Part 2.........

Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

Pokemon 👎, A Jamaican proctologist.

Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent

Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightie.

Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.



Ven
 
Karaoke: from the Japanese words Kara, meaning "people getting up and singing" and Oke, meaning "until you want to punch them in the face."
 
Quantize- a real expensive watch

Instigator- an evolved species of the alligator
 
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