Wal-mart Wine

[sole seeker]

Wal-mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item. Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $1 – $3 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing. She said: "But the right name is important."

Customer survey's were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity are:


10.Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

2. Grape Expectations

And the number one name for Wal-Mart Wine...

1. Nasti Spumante


The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

 

[Dussicar]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


That is the funniest thing I've heard in a while.

 

[ChosenofMystra]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


That is the funniest thing I've heard in a while.

Ditto!! Well done sir 😀

 

[Mastertank1]

How about calling it...

Chateau Pisse Du Chatte

If the include a vintage date, it'll probabaly be something like 3:00 AM Tuesday.

Best of all, after you drink it, you can collect it in a cup, chill it and drink it again, and not notice any difference in the flavor or aroma!

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very funny. 😀

 

[lespieds]

Chateau Pisse Du Chatte

If the include a vintage date, it'll probabaly be something like 3:00 AM Tuesday.

Best of all, after you drink it, you can collect it in a cup, chill it and drink it again, and not notice any difference in the flavor or aroma!

Pisse du chatte? Like "Cat piss?"

Do these wines come in one of the cardboard/foil containers?
Just wait until Walmart gets into the Escort business. 😉

$3 wine. is anything worse?

 

[Mastertank1]

Pisse du chatte? Like "Cat piss?"

Yep.

Do these wines come in one of the cardboard/foil containers?

That's the only way they come. Including the gallon size.

Just wait until Walmart gets into the Escort business. 😉

Please excuse me while my stomach turns. I have to go talk to Ralph on the big white phone.

$3 wine. is anything worse?

Two things; Canadian Ace brand beer, which sells in half-gallon bottles priced at 95 cents each, and $4 hookers from Wal-mart. Shudders.

 

[theniteavenger]

LOL hilarious