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Water Vs Wine

venray

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It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. Body waste. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling or filtering and/or fermenting.

WATER = poop

WINE = HEALTH

Ergo: It's better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I am doing it as a public service.
 
Thank you for your public service, Venray. 😀
*drinks some single malt whiskey from Islay, Scotland*
 
To quote one of my favorite wise philosophers;

"Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it."
-W. C. Fields
 
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