I was in Atlantic City this past weekend and, in a lounge, there was a nice looking couple. The woman had her shoes off and one foot was on the man's lap. He was stroking it lovingly.
I wondered if they might be ONE OF US!!!! Back in the old newsgroup days, we came up with a cute idea to wear an orange pen somewhere on your person and this would identify you as a ler or lee. The idea didn't go very far but, to this day, I make probing comments if I see a waitress writing with an orange pen.
"Hey ... ahem ... that's a nice-looking ORANGE pen you're writing with. You don't see too many of them around anymore."
"What are you, a weirdo?"
So I have come up with a smashing idea. You approach someone you might suspect is a ler or lee. Perhaps you don't suspect but rather HOPE they are. You say to them, "Excuse me, sorry to bother you, but do you have a brother in Wisconsin?"
Now the person, if neither ler nor lee will probably say "no". However, if they say "yes" you are halfway there. If they are a TRUE ler or lee, they MUST answer like this, "No, but I have a brother in Hackensack." This closes the deal. The chances of them saying it exactly like that is a million to one or more. Here is a possible scenario:
You: Excuse me, sorry to bother you, but do you have a brother in Wisconsin?
Gorgeous Woman waiting for a bus: No, but I have a brother in Hackensack.
You: You wanna go to a hotel so I can tie you up and tickle you within an inch of your sanity?
Gorgeous Woman: I'd love to but can we stop off at Victoria's Secret? I needed to get a few things there.
And there you go. Or, it could go like this if you're a female:
You: Excuse me, sorry to bother you, but do you have a brother in Wisconsin?
Handsome Man reading the NY Times: No, but I have a brother in Hackensack. I also have several million in the bank and I have been looking for a ticklee EXACTLY like you to spend the rest of my life with.
It could work! Let's give it a try. There are thousands of people who are members of this Forum and I might guess many thousands more that just sign on as guests. They might just read this post. They walk among you, mailing your letters, servicing your car, running your cities/governments. WONDERING IF YOU ARE ONE OF THEM!!!
I'm gonna try it a lot this week. Let me know if it works magic for you.
Max
I wondered if they might be ONE OF US!!!! Back in the old newsgroup days, we came up with a cute idea to wear an orange pen somewhere on your person and this would identify you as a ler or lee. The idea didn't go very far but, to this day, I make probing comments if I see a waitress writing with an orange pen.
"Hey ... ahem ... that's a nice-looking ORANGE pen you're writing with. You don't see too many of them around anymore."
"What are you, a weirdo?"
So I have come up with a smashing idea. You approach someone you might suspect is a ler or lee. Perhaps you don't suspect but rather HOPE they are. You say to them, "Excuse me, sorry to bother you, but do you have a brother in Wisconsin?"
Now the person, if neither ler nor lee will probably say "no". However, if they say "yes" you are halfway there. If they are a TRUE ler or lee, they MUST answer like this, "No, but I have a brother in Hackensack." This closes the deal. The chances of them saying it exactly like that is a million to one or more. Here is a possible scenario:
You: Excuse me, sorry to bother you, but do you have a brother in Wisconsin?
Gorgeous Woman waiting for a bus: No, but I have a brother in Hackensack.
You: You wanna go to a hotel so I can tie you up and tickle you within an inch of your sanity?
Gorgeous Woman: I'd love to but can we stop off at Victoria's Secret? I needed to get a few things there.
And there you go. Or, it could go like this if you're a female:
You: Excuse me, sorry to bother you, but do you have a brother in Wisconsin?
Handsome Man reading the NY Times: No, but I have a brother in Hackensack. I also have several million in the bank and I have been looking for a ticklee EXACTLY like you to spend the rest of my life with.
It could work! Let's give it a try. There are thousands of people who are members of this Forum and I might guess many thousands more that just sign on as guests. They might just read this post. They walk among you, mailing your letters, servicing your car, running your cities/governments. WONDERING IF YOU ARE ONE OF THEM!!!
I'm gonna try it a lot this week. Let me know if it works magic for you.
Max

....remember???? It was wearing an orange vest in the woods during hunting season!





