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WCW Epic Fails

The Fallen Angel

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- Chris Benoit left the company as WCW champion. He offered to lose the title to whoever they wanted but was told instead to just leave. Those backstage who questioned the move were told that Benoit was a vanilla midget who would never draw. Guerrero, Malenko and Saturn were all granted unconditional releases as well. Despite being mid-carders most of their WCW careers, their RAW debut drew a 6.59 rating to Nitro's 2.79. The peak of RAW's ratings was during the main event, featuring - you guessed it - Benoit, Malenko, Guerrero and Saturn, AKA The "Vanilla Midgets." Their match drew a rating of 8.1.

- Vince Russo's second show in charge featured Bret running in on a Juventud Guerrera/Psychosis match. Neither were told Bret was running in and nobody to this day knows quite why he ran in.

- WCW spent weeks hyping the debut of "The Machine." He wrestled DDP, lost and was never seen again


- In a segment said to be hilarious live, Elix Skipper was talking trash and challenging Goldberg. Goldberg came out behind Skipper. Skipper keeps turning and Goldberg keeps adjusting his position so Skipper can't see him. All of this is on the big screen, which Skipper is looking right at, and can see Goldberg behind him, but because they didn't consider this when making the angle, he had to pretend.

- Goldberg ate Scott Hall's contract on an episode of Nitro. The idea being that Scott Hall was a free agent because he no longer had a contract. He appeared the next week and suddenly he had a contract again.

- Goldberg came within half an inch of losing his arm when he punched the window of a limo to break the glass. He was supposed to hit it with a concealed lead pipe but dropped it.


- WCW booked an Inferno Match between Sting and Vampiro. The match ended with a stunt double dressed as Sting plummeting off the big movie screen and through a hole in the ramp which was filled with foam. WCW's commentary team then proceeded to basically re-hash the commentary from J.R and Jerry Lawler after Owen Hart's accident. The comapny subsequently received tousands and thousands of letters complaining about the distatseful nature of the incident.

- WCW claimed that Three Count's album (which didn't exist btw) had gone Platinum. Evan Karagious also claimed their second album would be even bigger and would go Gold. (For those who are not aware, Platinum CDs > Gold CDs).

- Sid had a winning streak which contained within it 3 televised pinfall losses, 1 countout loss and 1 loss via disqualification. He even claimed an extra victory later in the same night as one of his defeats. His streak also went up by 5 on a show in which he didn't wrestle.


- WCW paid James Brown $25,000 to show up and dance for 2 minutes at SuperBrawl 2000 without advertising his appearance at all. He was paid $25,000 because they felt he could draw viewers but nobody knew he was going to be there!

- KISS performed a concert on Nitro which gained one of the lowest ratings for any segment during the Monday Night Wars. Part of the deal included the band being paid $500,000 and a guarantee that the "KISS DEMON" would be featured in main event matches.

- In June 2000 WCW paid $50,000 to place an ad in a newspaper for their Monday Nitro show that week. the ad didn't appear until the Thursday after the show
 
What about flair vs Hogan in a first blood match which ended in a pinfall and flair getting bloody early on
 
While I will admit that WCW had some totally horrendous stuff, WWE is not perfect either. Katie Vick, Kai en Tai trying to cut off Val Venis' schlong, Big Boss Man dragging around Big Show's father's casket, Al Wilson. . .
 
those were just some i saw on a small list some others i remember off hand

ofcourse the shockmaster....classic just classic

the yeti humping hulk hogan and never being seen again

goldberg literally knocking himself out by spearing the ringpost when he was supposed to win the match

when the announcers told the fans about mankind winning the wwe title on raw that night (because it was tapped) wcw's ratings dropped immeadiatly and its still the segment/match on raw with the highest ever ratings

booker t saying "im coming for you nigger" to hogan and immeaditly looking ashamed on nitro
 
Top 2 Fails....1) The Shockmaster...but you gotta love watching that clip..classic!

2) Paul Roma becoming a 4 horseman
 
The build-up of the feud between Hogan and The Giant (Big Show) in the Joe Louis Arena. They had a monster truck contest on the roof, where they got out and started fighting. Hogan knocked the Giant off the roof while Tony Chiavone screamed "Oh my God!!!" Later that night, The Giant came out for his regular match inside the arena against Hogan and nothing was said about his fall from the roof.
 
The build-up of the feud between Hogan and The Giant (Big Show) in the Joe Louis Arena. They had a monster truck contest on the roof, where they got out and started fighting. Hogan knocked the Giant off the roof while Tony Chiavone screamed "Oh my God!!!" Later that night, The Giant came out for his regular match inside the arena against Hogan and nothing was said about his fall from the roof.

lmao i was just going to write this
 
Heh sadly all these events are in various botchamanias to watch
 
The (Ultimate) Warrior's short stint where he haunted the nWo. Additionally, he add-libbed, spoke too much and ruined a few promos.

The lWo (Latino World Order) A group of jobbers that never won and continuously got squashed by the nWo.

Norman Smiley and his "big wiggle" on other MALE wrestlers. Nuff said.

Alex Wright when he took steroids and became that Mad Russian named Berlyn and started showing up in the crowd.

Glacier (Subzero)- Had the best ring intro in wrestling history yet jobbed in just about every match. Wrestled Goldberg every other week and was squashed.

The first two hours of Nitro and ALL of Thunder save the main event. All of the aforementioned were jobber matches and nWo promos.

Buff Bagwell damn-near breaking his neck on live tv.
 
While I will admit that WCW had some totally horrendous stuff, WWE is not perfect either. Katie Vick, Kai en Tai trying to cut off Val Venis' schlong, Big Boss Man dragging around Big Show's father's casket, Al Wilson. . .

Me choppy choppy your pee-pee was hilarious. Especially when Vals partner turned on him and that little Asian guy was jumping up-and-down. Good times.
 
Didn't WCW have a PPV run out of time during the main-event? I don't remember which event, but DDP was one of the participants.
 
Your winner and new WCW Champion... David Arquette.

'Nuff said. :facepalm:
 
- Hulk Hogan allegedly faked an injury in order to miss a Nitro that was being preempted by US Open Tennis. He then used this to claim that Nitro's rating fell because he was not on the show. He was subsequently given the WCW title soon after.

- WCW rigged the polls on their website. For example, if people voted for Billy Kidman/Rey Mysterio, the MOTN the vote would actually go to Hulk Hogan/Sid. Hogan used this as evidence that Kidman "couldn't headline a wrestling show at a flea market."

- Hulk Hogan claimed on TV in 2000 nobody in the industry under the age of 40 could draw. This was in the middle of the Austin era in which Austin became the biggest draw in wrestling history. He was in his mid 30s. Goldberg, WCW's biggest draw at the time, was also under 40 by a distance.

disco inferno
 
Yeah watch why you can, currently he had to leave youtube cuz wwe filed copyright complaints
 
Another goldberg fail moment is when he kicked bret hart in the head, ending bret hart's wrestling career.

Another fail moment is when wcw brought in the ultimate warrior to wrestle hulk hogan. warrior cant wrestle for shit.

Another fail moment was the build up of this character. I forgot who is name was???soemthing with snow or being cold. the Gimmeck reminded me of sub zero from mortal kombat but he turned out terrible.
 
Another goldberg fail moment is when he kicked bret hart in the head, ending bret hart's wrestling career.

Another fail moment is when wcw brought in the ultimate warrior to wrestle hulk hogan. warrior cant wrestle for shit.

Another fail moment was the build up of this character. I forgot who is name was???soemthing with snow or being cold. the Gimmeck reminded me of sub zero from mortal kombat but he turned out terrible.

That was Glacier

Also warrior related, the trap door put in ended up injuring several wrestlers severely for falling on it
 
- Sting was covered in blood which dripped from the ceiling on an episode of Nitro in 2000 during his feud with Vampiro. He showed up on Thunder still covered in blood. It would appear Sting does not shower.

- One edition of Thunder saw Vampiro's "blood from the ceiling" trick go wrong. It was supposed to hit Kevin Nash but missed by some distance and covered the front row of fans. Strangely the fans didn't sell the blood like it was death quite like the wrestlers did. The camera cut to Nash looking puzzled and then to Juventud Guerrera who broke character by laughing hysterically. Not long after that, Kevin Nash took on Jarrett to decide the vacant WCW title. Vince Russo ran in and Nash went to powerbomb him in the aisle. The Vampiro blood came down from the ceiling and MISSED AGAIN! Nash covered for this by moving into the blood, getting it on himself and Russo. For a reason never explained, the blood incapacitated Nash. Even more bizarre, it had no affect on Russo at all. Jarrett subsequently pinned Nash and won the title.

- Vince Russo booked himself in a cage match with Ric Flair. The end saw Flair put Russo in the Figure-4. Vampiro's blood dripping from the ceiling (yes they were still going with this!) was supposed to break the hold immediately but took an age to start falling, so Russo survived in the Figure-4 for probably longer than just about anyone else ever, completely de-valuing the hold as a finishing move. The blood eventually came down and once again Flair was incapacitated by it for some reason. Russo was fine. David Flair then ran into the match, put Ric in the Figure-4 and Russo covered him for the three count.
 
- WCW kept Scott Hall employed despite missing a Nitro before a PPV main event he was to feature in, causing havoc on a flight to Berlin and missing the flight back... and despite threatening to hit Terry Taylor with a guitar. They felt he was too valuable as a witness in their copyright infringement battle with WWE to allow him to leave.

- WCW gave up on keeping Scott Hall sober so told him to "pretend" to be drunk during promos. His pretending of course involved a lot of alcohol consumption and some ridiculous remarks including shouting out "Giant...that's your cue!"

- Scott Hall came out of a stint in rehab and returned along with Kevin Nash (who just a few months earlier had "retired forever"). Hall made comments saying Kevin Nash "was working a fake retirement" and would be back "when wrestling was fun again." Okerlund tried to tell Hall it was fun now.....Hall's retort - "You must've not been in the dressing room lately."
 
I don't remember any of that Vampiro blood stuff. That must have been when I swore off wrestling after Russo and the undying nWo angles ruined WCW.
 
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