We Don`t Swerve Blondes Here

[unclebill]

A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the road. The blonde at the wheel named Diana looked very confused and scared.

"Whats going on here, ma`am?"

"Well, I was driving along when all of a sudden there was a tree right in my path. I swerve and miss it, but there was another tree. And after that, another, and another." The cop looked inside the car and sighed.

"Ma`am, thats your air freshener."

 

[Dianatklee]

It seemed like a whole forest

 

[unclebill]

It seemed like a whole forest

hmmm....Your name is Diana, and you are a blonde as well as the lady featured in the joke. What a coincidence!!! Or was it. 😉

 

[Dianatklee]

You are funny

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing, but watch out for Isabeau's wrath. 😀

 

[Dianatklee]

So I am the sweet blonde.

 

[Mastertank1]

Sign in local bar:

WE DO NOT SERVE BLONDES HERE​

Customers must bring their own.​

Okay by me.

 

[venray]

LOL 😛
Very amusing, but watch out for Isabeau's wrath. 😀

LOL Izzy has heard that one before....

We posted a HUGE blonde jokes thread a few months back and she was always a good sport about it...