Wedding Ring

[goddess_nemesis]

It's supposedly a true story from Houston Medical Center. Either way, it's funny.

A recent wedding ring story in the local paper:

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very funny. 😀

Maybe he has thick fingers.

 

[Mistress Aura]

Hmmm... I guess I would have to pick...#3-- although, being a wife myself and were I faced with a similar situation, I personally would simply tell them to remove the entire offending appendage rather than destroying a perfectly good wedding ring.

Mistress Aura

 

[bellystrokes]

Hmmm... I guess I would have to pick...#3-- although, being a wife myself and were I faced with a similar situation, I personally would simply tell them to remove the entire offending appendage rather than destroying a perfectly good wedding ring.

Mistress Aura

Wicked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heheheheeh