Feathery
1st Level Orange Feather
- Joined
- Oct 14, 2001
- Messages
- 2,222
- Points
- 36
A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check. He
marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just
HATE coming in here drawing welfare month after month. I'd really much
rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur-bodyguard for his nymphonmaniac daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected
to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom
above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just
HATE coming in here drawing welfare month after month. I'd really much
rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur-bodyguard for his nymphonmaniac daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected
to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom
above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
