One weekend, a husband was in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba enters the bathroom to pee. The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is. He can`t help himself, and asks Bubba what his secret is.
"Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the ladies."
The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night with his wife. So before climbing into bed, he grabbed his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half asleep said, "Bubba? Is that you?
"Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the ladies."
The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night with his wife. So before climbing into bed, he grabbed his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost. His wife, half asleep said, "Bubba? Is that you?
