What happened Moose?

[Dandy Jack]

Moose started a tread...

My new GF is ticklish but she hates it 🙁 how do you fight the urge


To bring some closure I saw a newer thread started by the our tickle starved, lovelorn OP and asked him how things were going with the girl who was the object of his desire in that thread.

He replied simply that things didn't work out. No details.

I ask you Moose What happened?

Did you tickle her against her will? Is that why it is now over...

Will any new girls volunteer to be tickled for the Moose? The Moose! Is he drinking

Will he need to seek help...

Will he need time off...

Will he give up tickling forever...

Will he bet On San Fran (The bowl super one)!

Will he buy a new car...

Will he answer the questions?

Stay tuned!

Bruce Wayne has been notified...

Music up... lights down...toes spread...

Drink Budweiser the king of beers...

fade to Black!

Dandy Jack!

 

[Dandy Jack]

Moose where are Ya!

Dandy Jack!

 

[WorkInProgress]

You left out "And what about Naomi?"

 

[Dandy Jack]

Moose ring ring what are you doing...

Making a Moose call!!!!

Dandy Jack!

 

[SpiffyTickler]

If he cares then he'll reply. If he doesn't, then oh well.

 

[Dandy Jack]

He must be in pain...somewhere...

The pain of a GF who won't comply with the Ler's wishes...

That is some kinda pain...

And he needs permission to not upset the forum... The TMF...

He may never be heard from again...

So long Moose!!!

Dandy Jack!

 

[iloveddub]

He must be in pain...somewhere...

The pain of a GF who won't comply with the Ler's wishes...

That is some kinda pain...

And he needs permission to not upset the forum... The TMF...

He may never be heard from again...

So long Moose!!!

Dandy Jack!

Sometimes...and I do mean sometimes..you are hilarious. 🙂

 

[Dandy Jack]

Why Thank you...

I am great at many things...

Sometimes!!!

And I do mean sometimes...

Dandy Jack!

 

[nice.1]

I don't think moose likes you bro sorry to break it to you

 

[iloveddub]

I don't think moose likes you bro sorry to break it to you

Can't imagine why....

 

[Dandy Jack]

Moose is just upset and in pain...

He like me probably does not like some of the answers...he got from the drama queens...

Maybe he went on vacation...

Moose is most likely on a beach drinking nice cool drinks...

Maybe Moose is at The Super Bowl looking for a new GF

Maybe his old GF called him and consented to tickling...

Maybe I don't know what I am talking about

I have been wrong many times

I have climbed the highest mountain

and hated American idol except the Clarkson Girl cute and Hilary Duff

but she was never on Idol...neither was Moose...

The Moose needs time...

He will be back

I guess

Right!

Nice 1 says he does not like Dandy

Well....

Well....

Why would he not like me....

Hmmmm

He could be right....

I wonder if anyone else does not like me....

Easier to ask

Is there one who does like me?

Come forth now...

Is there one..

Who likes my ramblings...


and BS

Speak now....

Nothing...

The cheese stands alone...

Well...

We will see!

I like the BS Flags...
To be continued!!!

I like Lana Parilla shouting it and barking at the moon....

when men can't get the girl they really want

what do they do...

1 Drink

2 drink more

3 watch porn

4 Find a sea hag to hang out with

5 watch cartoons

6 and survey says... Bark at the Moon... woof woof baby

Dandy Jack!!!

 

[Jagermeistered]

Maybe moose is Dandy, and Dandy forgot. 😛

 

[rhiannon]

Maybe moose is Dandy, and Dandy forgot

LOL...wouldn't surprise me!

 

[unclebill]

Cold hearted TMF drama queens rule the night.

Remove non con tickling from our sight.

Red is gray, and yellow is white.

But Moose will decide which is right.....and which is an illusion.

His whereabouts are unknown.

Much curiousosity has been shown.

For all we know, Moose may be on a roll

Tickling a pretty Cajun at The Super Bowl.

 

[voided9]

Moose and the girl broke up. That's it. Can we drop this now?

 

[Dandy Jack]

[QUOTE from Uncle Bill Cold hearted TMF drama queens rule the night.

Remove non con tickling from our sight.

Red is gray, and yellow is white.

But Moose will decide which is right.....and which is an illusion.

His whereabouts are unknown.

Much curiousosity has been shown.

For all we know, Moose may be on a roll

Tickling a pretty Cajun at The Super Bowl.

Thank you Uncle Bill

Shakespeare would be proud of your prose

I will get my Moose Call

Tell Moose to get those toes

Where he is nobody knows

I am still barking at the Moon

It's kinda bad

Cause the sun is out!


Thank for caring about the Moose sniff sniff

I feel his pain The pain of a GF you cannot tickle

and it is hard to fight the urge.... AAAAAAugh! Boo Hoo times 10

That is a lot of Boo-Hoo's

Go Denver Damn they didn't make it...

Peyton I told you to keep it on the ground...

Dandy Jack

 

[moose]

im honored you made a thread bout me but to answer ur question it was more than just tickling her. known her for a year had a somewhat crush on her hungout few times i asked her out she said no and that was it havent talked to her since

 

[coldneck]

The Moose has spoken

It's come to an end

He wanted a play thing

She wanted a friend

And so it begins

The new search is on

For a yummy lil' hamburger

The Moose can Non-Con

 

[Dandy Jack]

I am so pleased The Moose is back!

Yay Moose Like I said when you get your next girl...

You your best judgement!!!

I cannot find a tickle mate either Haven't yet

I am getting sick of paying the pros

It's on a clock and yucky....

I am going to Bark at the Moon every night

Until I get to meet and tickle Lana Parilla and other good things

like watch cartoons with her.. and eat Pizza and tickle her...some more (without permission too) Hah aha

ha She will like it (At least in the fantasy version) I will love it in any version

That's my dream woman... She's an Italian Hippy type...

And evil too... I like evil women... fire breathing women...

Moose is back Moose is back..

Welcome Back

Strike up the band baby!!!

music playing...

And now .... the world can breathe again...

drum roll



That one guy said moose Does not like me...

See how untrue See how wrong

He is... Ha ha Wrong sir...

He... Moose is proud we are concerned about him...

I hate to go against popular opinion again but...

The movie Le Mes sucks... Sorry Oscar

Don't like Anne Hathaway with a Buzz cut... Yuk Yuk...So cute in the Devil loves Prada

Prada loves my Money...

Don't like the Gladiator guy singing...

Don't like kids getting shot and killed... (Hint Hunger games)

I don't like Congress taking lots of vacations...

I don't like college football players not making any money

I don't like High School... Didn't when I was there.... Shouting I hate High School....Louder now!!!

I like the Moose's courage... His truth... Moose is the man He tried non con tickling...

And I respect that... The cheese stands alone

He stood up for what is right.making a big list..😎

His views have been known...

My views have been known...

How do I begin to tell the story of this non con tickle tail

Moose tried to tickle but his chick bailed

Waa waaa Waaa Waaaa

Music out...

Fade out...

to be continued...

Dandy Jack