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What Little Ones Will Say

njjen3953

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My 7 yr old son asked me why I didn't have a boyfriend.

I was recovering from surgery and spent most of the day in bed.

I told him the tv was my boyfriend, he entertained me all the time.

The tv set was old and would just shut itself off for no reason. I'd
give it a few hard wacks on the side and it would come back on, was
no big deal to me.

The pastor stopped by to check on my recovery and my son answered the
door. At that time I was trying to get the tv to come back on.

The pastor asked my son if I was busy.

My little one said, "No, sir, she is just in the bedroom banging her
boyfriend".
 
Bet this would never be put on "Kids Say the Darndest Things"🙂
 
njjen3953 said:

My 7 yr old son asked me why I didn't have a boyfriend.

I was recovering from surgery and spent most of the day in bed.

I told him the tv was my boyfriend, he entertained me all the time.

The tv set was old and would just shut itself off for no reason. I'd
give it a few hard wacks on the side and it would come back on, was
no big deal to me.

The pastor stopped by to check on my recovery and my son answered the
door. At that time I was trying to get the tv to come back on.

The pastor asked my son if I was busy.

My little one said, "No, sir, she is just in the bedroom banging her
boyfriend".

I guess that is ONE boyfriend that is always being "SCREENED"!:sowrong: 😛 😀

That boyfriend must psychic since he is always "CHANNELING"!😛 😀 😉

TTD
 
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