What Men Really Mean...

[goddess_nemesis]

"I'm going fishing."
Really means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

"It's a guy thing."
Really means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Uh-huh." "Sure, honey." "Yes, dear."
Really means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"It would take too long to explain."
Really means: "I have no idea how it works.

"We're going to be late."
Really means: "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

"I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind."
Really means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."

"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"That's interesting, dear."
Really means: "Are you still talking?"

"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I can't find it."
Really means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"What did I do this time?"
Really means: "What did you catch me at?"

"You know I could never love anyone else."
Really means: "I am used to the way you yell at me and realize it could be worse."

"You look terrific."
Really means: "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."

"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Really means: "No one will ever see us alive again."

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very funny list. 😀

 

[Bugman]

LMAO 😛
Very funny list. 😀

Traitor!! 😛

 

[Tamia78]

HAH! I already knew those secrets! Men are SO transparent....

 

[Illtcklu]

They're on to us, boys!!!!

 

[jaba]

They're on to us, boys!!!!

Yeah, but which one of the guys gave her the code book?

This vixen can hypnotize you with her eyelashes and that giggle!

 

[Bugman]

Yeah, but which one of the guys gave her the code book?

I say we tickle her until she tells us.😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I say we tickle her until she tells us.😀

😛 Do your worst, but I shall not reveal my sources.

 

[nylonsnfeet]

2 funny Loved it!

 

[Helena]

I laughed so hard when I read this. I printed out a copy to keep with me in my purse.

 

[jaba]

oh please.....

😛 Do your worst, but I shall not reveal my sources.

you know what happened to the last lady who said that?

to make us stop stop, she giggled out her ATM code....

 

[goddess_nemesis]

you know what happened to the last lady who said that?

to make us stop stop, she giggled out her ATM code....

Three words: Bring it on! 😛

 

[alf]

"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Really means: "No one will ever see us alive again."

that one made me really laugh, just because i have the ultimate power to loose myself easliy. often when driving.

fast. like a macho. making burnouts with my tires & insulting any other drivers. especially girls.

i'm kidding

otherwise if there are still men who act like the sentences you wrote,
i really would not be at their girlfriend/wife place. poor they.