What Religion is Your Bra?
>
> A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy 'S
> And shyly walked up to
> The woman behind the counter and said,
> 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '
> 'What type of bra?'
> Asked the clerk.
>
> ' Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
>
> ' Look around,'
> Said the saleslady,
> As she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color
> And material imaginable.
> !
>
> 'Actually,
> Even with all of this variety,
> There are really only
> Four types of bras to choose from .'
> Reliev Ed, the man asked
> About the types.
>
> The saleslady replied:
> 'There are the Catholic,
> The Salvation Army,
> The Presbyterian,
> And the Baptist types.
> Which one would you prefer?'
>
>
> Now totally befuddled,
> The man asked about
> The differences between them.
> The Saleslady responded,
> 'It is all really quite simple. ...
>
>
> The Catholic type
> Supports the masses;
>
> The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
> The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and
> The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.'
>
>
> Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
>letters used
> To define bra sizes?
> If you have wondered why,
> But couldn't figure out
> What the letters stood for,
> It is about time
> You became informed!
>
>
> (A} Almost Boobs...
> {B} Barely there...
> {C} Can't Complain!...
> {D} Dang!...
> {DD} Double dang!...
> {E} Enormous!...
> {F} Fake...
> {G} Get a Reduction...
> {H} Help me, I've fallen
> And I can't get up!...
>
>
> They forgot the German bra.
> Holtzemfromfloppen
>
> A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy 'S
> And shyly walked up to
> The woman behind the counter and said,
> 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '
> 'What type of bra?'
> Asked the clerk.
>
> ' Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
>
> ' Look around,'
> Said the saleslady,
> As she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color
> And material imaginable.
> !
>
> 'Actually,
> Even with all of this variety,
> There are really only
> Four types of bras to choose from .'
> Reliev Ed, the man asked
> About the types.
>
> The saleslady replied:
> 'There are the Catholic,
> The Salvation Army,
> The Presbyterian,
> And the Baptist types.
> Which one would you prefer?'
>
>
> Now totally befuddled,
> The man asked about
> The differences between them.
> The Saleslady responded,
> 'It is all really quite simple. ...
>
>
> The Catholic type
> Supports the masses;
>
> The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
> The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and
> The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.'
>
>
> Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
>letters used
> To define bra sizes?
> If you have wondered why,
> But couldn't figure out
> What the letters stood for,
> It is about time
> You became informed!
>
>
> (A} Almost Boobs...
> {B} Barely there...
> {C} Can't Complain!...
> {D} Dang!...
> {DD} Double dang!...
> {E} Enormous!...
> {F} Fake...
> {G} Get a Reduction...
> {H} Help me, I've fallen
> And I can't get up!...
>
>
> They forgot the German bra.
> Holtzemfromfloppen
