Haltickling
2nd Level Green Feather
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A few lessons we can learn from porn flicks:
Women usually wear High Heels in bed.
Men are never impotent.
Women always smile pleased when a man shoots sperm in her face.
Women enjoy sex with fat, ugly guys.
Women moan uncontrollably while giving a blowjob.
Women always reach their orgasm at the same time as men.
A blowjob is a good tactic to avoid a speeding ticket.
All women make noises...
People in the 70s were unable to fuck without wild guitar solo in the background.
Those tits are natural.
It's a man's usual (and highly satisfying) sex technique to let his half-erect penis snap repeatedly on a woman's buttocks.
Men always moan “OH YEAH” when they come.
(Varieties: “oh shit”, “oh fuck”, stupid face included)
Women find double penetrations highly enjoyable, because they always smile when doing it.
There are no Asian men.
When you stroll by a bush behind which a guy fucks his girlfriend, her won't beat the shit out of you when you stick your penis in her mouth.
There's always a plot.
When “servicing” a woman from behind, you can make her smile by slapping her buttocks gently.
A female nurse's main task is to give blowjobs to her male patients,
Women never have a headache or her “days”.
When a man has his penis in her mouth, it's most important to remind her constantly what to do: “Suck it, baby, suck it.”
Assholes are always clean.
To shoot your sperm over a woman's buttocks satisfy all participants equally.
Women usually are very surprised to find a penis when they unbutton a man's fly.
Men never have to beg.
During a blowjob, it's quite usual for men to hold one hand behind the kneeling woman's head,
while he places his other hand on his hip.
Oh boy, something in my sex life is terribly wrong...
Women usually wear High Heels in bed.
Men are never impotent.
Women always smile pleased when a man shoots sperm in her face.
Women enjoy sex with fat, ugly guys.
Women moan uncontrollably while giving a blowjob.
Women always reach their orgasm at the same time as men.
A blowjob is a good tactic to avoid a speeding ticket.
All women make noises...
People in the 70s were unable to fuck without wild guitar solo in the background.
Those tits are natural.
It's a man's usual (and highly satisfying) sex technique to let his half-erect penis snap repeatedly on a woman's buttocks.
Men always moan “OH YEAH” when they come.
(Varieties: “oh shit”, “oh fuck”, stupid face included)
Women find double penetrations highly enjoyable, because they always smile when doing it.
There are no Asian men.
When you stroll by a bush behind which a guy fucks his girlfriend, her won't beat the shit out of you when you stick your penis in her mouth.
There's always a plot.
When “servicing” a woman from behind, you can make her smile by slapping her buttocks gently.
A female nurse's main task is to give blowjobs to her male patients,
Women never have a headache or her “days”.
When a man has his penis in her mouth, it's most important to remind her constantly what to do: “Suck it, baby, suck it.”
Assholes are always clean.
To shoot your sperm over a woman's buttocks satisfy all participants equally.
Women usually are very surprised to find a penis when they unbutton a man's fly.
Men never have to beg.
During a blowjob, it's quite usual for men to hold one hand behind the kneeling woman's head,
while he places his other hand on his hip.
Oh boy, something in my sex life is terribly wrong...
