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What would we do for a Klondike Bar?

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Despite the fact that the term 'Klondike' aludes to pioneer-era gold rush areas of the Yukon and Northern BC, Canadians had their first taste of the Klondike brand ice cream treats this past week. After beating down a 270lb black man for the last available box at the local supermarket, tropicthunder and I finally got our answer to the age old question, "What would we do for a Klondike Bar?"

After our first taste, I must say we were less than impressed. My first thought was that the treats tasted a lot like Dairy Queen dipped cones, but with a thinner chocolate layer. Tropicthunder declared that the ice cream itself was actually worse than Dairy Queen, which is funny because DQ serves ice milk, not ice cream. Overall, we found them to be average or slightly below in the world of frozen snack foods. I'd buy them again if they were on sale or something.

So, to answer the question, "What would we do for a Klondike Bar?", nothing spectacular. The words 'generic' and 'average' and 'run-of-the-mill' spring to mind about the Klondike experience. I would certainly never again beat down a 270lb black man for another, so I suppose the Natural Tickler's of the world are safe.

Your opinions on Klondike bars?

SS
 
Yeah, Klondike bars....nothing too special there. But let us imagine that they were the LAST frozen dessert available....in the world!

I would go 'First Blood' on anyone and anything that came within 20 yards of that box! I might let one guy actually get his hand on the box.....and thus would ensue the 'Poetic Legend', depicting the various ways I dispatched that particular hand and where I might be keeping that hand...all while I was enjoying a Klondike bar!

It would be like that episode from The Boondocks about Bushido Brown. "......Only one man actually managed to put his hand on the door to Oprah's room......They say Bushido Brown kept that hand!"
 
So, to answer the question, "What would we do for a Klondike Bar?", nothing spectacular. The words 'generic' and 'average' and 'run-of-the-mill' spring to mind about the Klondike experience. I would certainly never again beat down a 270lb black man for another, so I suppose the Natural Tickler's of the world are safe.

Your opinions on Klondike bars?

SS

See....you just got sucked in by the advertising hype like most people....
 
What would I do for a Klondike Bar?

Tickle the living fuck out of TropicThunder.
 
Never cared for them myself. My answer would be zero, zip, nada.
 
While I understand that you dont particularly care for the treat, I highly doubt you beat a 270lb black man to get to them....just sayin

secondly, I do NOT weigh 270 lbs..I am around the 255lb area...

dont make me destroy you like I will Lamashtaters soon
 
Klondike Bar: nothing special, quite ordinary.

Do you have Cold Stone Creamery up in Canada? If so, try a chocolate devotion blend-in. 😀
 
What would I do for a Klondike bar?

Stand on one leg? Yeah

Cluck like a chicken? Yeah

Kill a Man? *BANG!* Yeah...

(See Family Guy for those that don't get it)
 
I like them... but for some reason they do bad things to my digestive tract (and we'll leave it at that). So I don't do anything for them anymore. Sigh.

Myriads
 
It just occured to me I haven't had one in years. I like ice cream sandwiches better anyway.
 
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