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What's Under A Scotsman's Kilt

goddess_nemesis

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A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree. As he slept, two female tourists heard his loud snoring. When they found him, one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt."

She boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt, and saw that he wore nothing at all. Her friend said, "Well, the mystery is solved! Let's thank him for sharing!"

She took off her pretty blue hair ribbon and gently tied it around the Scotsman's endowment. A while later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature. He raised his kilt and was bewildered at the sight of the neatly tied blue ribbon. He stared for a minute, then said, "I don't know where y'been laddie... but it's nice ta see you won first prize!"
 
lolol..i also knew they didn't wear anything under those kilts....btw love your siggy pic...does it resemble you?
 
nice interpretation of "Under the Scotsman's Kilt". wonderfully funny song.
 
Och noo!

Yon jape hae gie me ane stiff pain ahint the sporran, lassie!
😕 😕 😕 😕 😕
 
isabeau said:
lolol..i also knew they didn't wear anything under those kilts....btw love your siggy pic...does it resemble you?
no, izzy. my pic is of my favorite character, Yuna, from Final Fantasy X & Final Fantasy X-2. (It's a game on PlayStation 2.) 😀

Mastertank1 said:
Yon jape hae gie me ane stiff pain ahint the sporran, lassie!
😕 😕 😕 😕 😕
😕 WHAT!
 
That was authentic, DEEP highland Scots dialect.

ticklingnemesis said:
😕 WHAT!
It means;
Hey, now!
That joke gave me a pain behind my sporran!
But the way a genuine, kilt wearing highlander would say it.
The sporran is a kind of man-purse, usually covered in long white fur, worn on a belt around the waist so that it hangs down directly front and center. It is only worn with a kilt.
 
Mastertank1 said:
It means;
Hey, now!
That joke gave me a pain behind my sporran!
But the way a genuine, kilt wearing highlander would say it.
The sporran is a kind of man-purse, usually covered in long white fur, worn on a belt around the waist so that it hangs down directly front and center. It is only worn with a kilt.
Okie-dokie! :woot:
Thank you for the translation! 😀 :jester:
 
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